Underpants On The Outside

Lost has a habit of setting up dozens of mind-boggling mysteries and solving NONE of them.  My friend Jordan, whose use of imagery is nothing short of genius, describes the experience of watching the show as frustrating as “Dry Humping a Supermodel”.

Before Wednesday’s episode, I got the following email from my roommate Kat:

“i saw evangeline lily (kate) on regis & kelly [Wednesday] morning. regis was trying to say that the thing that is killing everyone on the island is a dinosaur. she asked him how much money he wanted to put on it and said that the bet would be settled tonight…”

Well, after watching the episode, I hope the following letter shows up in Evangeline’s mailbox.

Evangeline,

Watched the show last night.  We certainly wrapped up that mystery, didn’t we?  I can’t BELIEVE I didn’t guess “noxious black gas that doesn’t do anything except make burping sounds and defy the laws of fluid dynamics”.   After all, all the clues were there.  It was so OBVIOUS. Case closed.   

Until you tell me what the hell that thing is, I’m calling it a dinosaur.  Flatulasaurus Rex.  You owe me a dollar.

 XOXO,

Reege 

P.S.  Michelle Rodriguez is the worst thing about the show.  By far.  Does she realize that “Girlfight” stopped filming like five years ago?  Since she can only play one character, shouldn’t they just change the credits to read “Michelle Rodriguez as herself”?  I hope she gets eaten by a Flatulasaurus.  Her or her character; I’m good with either.