Underpants On The Outside

It’s been brought to my attention that Underpants on the Outside was not yet updated today. My bad. For all of my readers (what’s up, metropolitan D.C. area!) who might be thinking it’s cause I’m lazy (yes) drunk (no, but the night’s still young) or sitting around with my dick in my hand, (no… well, not anymore) I didn’t post today because I was making pie charts all day for work. Too bad 24 isn’t on tonight; this little Microsoft Excel monkey would have given Jack Bauer a run for his money. I’ll post tomorrow. Promise.

Meanwhile, in the spirit of things, I worked up a graph representing the response I received from yesterday’s column “Holy Shit I Am Smart”. (Still available on collegehumor.com)

Oh dear. Cue the “Your graph looks like shit” comments.