Big Brother blocks the ugly stick
Published January 31st, 2006 in MiscellaneousJust like he used to when we were in elementary school, Big Brother (or as I call him, The Ugly Guy Who Looks Like Me) came in and put a stop to the beatings. I had already drank half of my IT department, but I was still working in the wee hours trying to figure out how to change the color of the rassafrassin links when he got on the phone and pulled some Extreme Makeover: Blog Edition.
When I die, that guy totally gets my comic books.
(Yes, yes, I’m still working on the landscape photos.)
Its nice to have big ugly brothers.
As a side note, I am impressed so far.
Well, thank you smooth. Keep checking back, there’s a whole lotta nonsense in my head.
three questions for “administrator”:
1) have you upgraded your IT dept. to top shelf spirits?
2) is it me, or is the new color palette channeling batman?
3) did my suggestions mean NOTHING to you?! (not surprisingly, Wonder Woman told administrator to go with the red background, perhaps with some blue and yellow detailing…obviously that suggestion fell on deaf ears)
uh…. I love you?
Miss Woman, or can we be on a first name basis?
Wonder, it is quite obvious which underpants on the outside wearing fellow our administrator would channel, if he could chnanel. That is of course why the current colors fit… Starting to get pretty McFarlane if you ask me. I was just at the Spawn site, and when did he get SO buff? He has muscles on top of muscles on top of muscles…
Watch it Poke, my site is starting to smell like nerd.
That being said, yeah, Spawn’s huge. And he’s known to have a temper… thank god there’s no drug testing in the superhero leagues.
Just because you’ve been trying to hide it with a thin veil, that doesn’t mean that the nerd smell has been covered up, it’s always been there, waiting to be discovered.
Analogy: Why do so many bathrooms smell like ass AND potpurri? They never smell of just the latter.
yo. what do sunsets, mountains, ponds, and green fields have to do with underpants. i get the outside part. but come on! throw in a jockstrap or thong or something! you can’t have writing like yours woosyfied up with vistas of vineyards and crap. this isn’t underpants goes to the spa or needs therapy. this is underpants on the outside!!! proud! bold!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN!!! I leave you alone for a week or so and this is what happens!!!
It is embarassing that it has taken me this long and I STILL don’t know how to change that fucking photo. It would be REALLY embarassing if my degree was in something like Electrical Engineering and Computer Science.