Look, both of mine hang low and got plenty of hair on ‘em. When you make as many jokes at your girlfriend’s expense as I do, it’s wise to get an occasional apology in early; they earn a lot of interest. Otherwise, you end up like Kobe.
whoaaaa. don’t knock looking “like kobe.” didn’t he buy his wife $4 million in ROCKS after he fucked up?! jokes at the girl’s expense. whatever it takes…
Whoa whoa whoa, GQ. I apologize for nothing Bill Murray has done. I’m just letting the woman know that the hypothetical break-up was just that. Hypothetical.
The preemptive apology?! Have some respect for yourself man…
Look, both of mine hang low and got plenty of hair on ‘em. When you make as many jokes at your girlfriend’s expense as I do, it’s wise to get an occasional apology in early; they earn a lot of interest. Otherwise, you end up like Kobe.
whoaaaa. don’t knock looking “like kobe.” didn’t he buy his wife $4 million in ROCKS after he fucked up?! jokes at the girl’s expense. whatever it takes…
I dont believe any man should need to apologize for the love of Ground Hog Day.
Whoa whoa whoa, GQ. I apologize for nothing Bill Murray has done. I’m just letting the woman know that the hypothetical break-up was just that. Hypothetical.
I apologize for my misunderstanding.
The intial shock that an apology of that nature was going to happen threw me off my game.