Underpants On The Outside

A week ago, I received the following email:

Dear Zach,
As a high school senior who is very frequent on collegehumor.com, let me say first of all that I think your writing is hilarious as well as intelligent.*  I noticed that you graduated from UC Berkeley, and having applied there myself, was wondering if you had any comments about the school.  I did some research, and I found out that most people view the school as extremely difficult with a poor social life (not to mention a complete and utter lack of attractive females).  Anyway, I’m assuming that you’re pretty busy doing whatever it is that you’re doing right now, but I’d really appreciate your input on the school.
Thanks a lot,
Corey

At this point, I want to turn the mic over to the readers.  I met many of them at Cal, and most of them are funnier than me, so here you go guys; we’re looking for advice, anecdotes, and anything else that will convince Corey that UCB is the greatest school ever, particularly if you like having sex with ugly women.  I’m counting on you.

You can post them in the comments section, or email them to me at zach@underpantsontheoutside.com, and I will compile them in a seperate post in a few days.  Also: you don’t have to keep it clean, but let’s not name names.

Go Bears!

*After this first sentence, I assumed the letter was spam.  All it needed was bad diction and an offer for millions of dollars worth of Nigerian currency.