Comments on: I’ve got a deck; if only I had a friend… http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/ Funny stories and superheroes Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:00:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-340 OG Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:45:36 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-340 It all depends Pokey. Were you there escape into some fantasy world with elves and dragon whelps? or were you there to get a peak at her cleavage when she bent forward to put down a card? It all depends Pokey. Were you there escape into some fantasy world with elves and dragon whelps? or were you there to get a peak at her cleavage when she bent forward to put down a card?

]]> By: GQSmooth00 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-339 GQSmooth00 Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:06:03 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-339 <blockquote>So where was I going with this? oh yeah, is it nerdy if there were so many girls?</blockquote> If you asked the OG Nerd he would say no, based on a abstract algebraic curve. So the real answer is; yes, yes it is.

So where was I going with this? oh yeah, is it nerdy if there were so many girls?

If you asked the OG Nerd he would say no, based on a abstract algebraic curve.

So the real answer is; yes, yes it is.

]]> By: pokey http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-337 pokey Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:51:06 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-337 I remember playing MTG (which I have never seen abbreviated before now) when I was 16. Though the group I played with had an average age of 30, it was about 40% female. One of them was actually pretty hot, but her gymnast/lifeguard boyfriend was pretty intimidating for my scrawny ass (she didn't seem to be effected by a bright red 68 Camaro, oh well). So where was I going with this? oh yeah, is it nerdy if there were so many girls? I remember playing MTG (which I have never seen abbreviated before now) when I was 16. Though the group I played with had an average age of 30, it was about 40% female. One of them was actually pretty hot, but her gymnast/lifeguard boyfriend was pretty intimidating for my scrawny ass (she didn’t seem to be effected by a bright red 68 Camaro, oh well). So where was I going with this? oh yeah, is it nerdy if there were so many girls?

]]> By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-333 OG Tue, 21 Mar 2006 20:07:31 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-333 As long as there are girls involved in the kickball game: not nerdy In fact, participation level by attractive females is almost always inversely related to nerditude. And it's not a linear relationship either, that shit looks like a titration curve. You can spend your weekends at the Ren. Fair and retain full Fonzi status, as long as you're titty fucking the corsetted wench who sells those stupid hats. I really set my nerd bashing back by mentioning titration curves, oh well. As long as there are girls involved in the kickball game:

not nerdy

In fact, participation level by attractive females is almost always inversely related to nerditude. And it’s not a linear relationship either, that shit looks like a titration curve. You can spend your weekends at the Ren. Fair and retain full Fonzi status, as long as you’re titty fucking the corsetted wench who sells those stupid hats.

I really set my nerd bashing back by mentioning titration curves, oh well.

]]> By: GQSmooth00 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-332 GQSmooth00 Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:45:09 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-332 <blockquote>GQS: You are what is called an “Enabler.” </blockquote> You are what is called "jealous." <blockquote>MTG, anything goth, and anything that involves wizards only exist because older brothers everywhere have failed to snuff that shit out with well timed humiliation and precision charlie horses.</blockquote> ... and kicking a bright red ball around a baseball feild exists because? Pot meet kettle.

GQS: You are what is called an “Enabler.”

You are what is called “jealous.”

MTG, anything goth, and anything that involves wizards only exist because older brothers everywhere have failed to snuff that shit out with well timed humiliation and precision charlie horses.

… and kicking a bright red ball around a baseball feild exists because?

Pot meet kettle.

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-331 z Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:26:41 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-331 Sure, he might sound reasonable now, but ask OG why he doesn't use toothpaste. Sure, he might sound reasonable now, but ask OG why he doesn’t use toothpaste.

]]> By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-330 OG Tue, 21 Mar 2006 17:56:37 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-330 It's about time big bro. This whole thing speaks to a lapse in your fraternal duties. You should have nipped this shit in the bud a long time ago. MTG, anything goth, and anything that involves wizards only exist because older brothers everywhere have failed to snuff that shit out with well timed humiliation and precision charlie horses. Older siblings of the world unite! It’s about time big bro.

This whole thing speaks to a lapse in your fraternal duties. You should have nipped this shit in the bud a long time ago. MTG, anything goth, and anything that involves wizards only exist because older brothers everywhere have failed to snuff that shit out with well timed humiliation and precision charlie horses.

Older siblings of the world unite!

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]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-328 z Tue, 21 Mar 2006 17:11:23 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-328 Bring your A game, because you're going to feel really stupid when I refer to the fist I'm punching you with as "Fireball for 5 damage." Bring your A game, because you’re going to feel really stupid when I refer to the fist I’m punching you with as “Fireball for 5 damage.”

]]> By: Big Brother http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-327 Big Brother Tue, 21 Mar 2006 16:45:02 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/03/20/i%e2%80%99ve-got-a-deck-if-only-i-had-a-friend%e2%80%a6/#comment-327 Next time I see you, Little Brother, be prepared for a beat down like the time when you were 9. This Magic shit has gone on long enough. I have always protected you, sometimes from the evil empires of the playground, but mostly from the dumb-ass shit you do yourself. (Except the time I shaved lines into your eyebrows, and told you to wear parachute pants...) GQS: You are what is called an "Enabler." BTW: Me and Thunder Lizard joined a kickball league. Adult kickball with the red rubber ball and everything! Although this time with beer. www.kickball.com. I am super excited. See you on the field, Dorks. Next time I see you, Little Brother, be prepared for a beat down like the time when you were 9. This Magic shit has gone on long enough. I have always protected you, sometimes from the evil empires of the playground, but mostly from the dumb-ass shit you do yourself. (Except the time I shaved lines into your eyebrows, and told you to wear parachute pants…)

GQS: You are what is called an “Enabler.”

BTW: Me and Thunder Lizard joined a kickball league. Adult kickball with the red rubber ball and everything! Although this time with beer. http://www.kickball.com. I am super excited. See you on the field, Dorks.

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