Oh, SNAP!
Published April 3rd, 2006 in A day in the lifeCo-worker: “Do you think we need to hang on to these ‘IT Survival Guides’?”
Me: “I AM an IT Survival Guide.”
It’s either funny or sad that this is THE most bad-ass thing I’ve ever said, but I’ll leave it up to you, the readers, to decide.
we know how you roll
not the most badass, I think.
Well, I also sneered. You really had to be there. It was hard core.
Was the co-worker female?
You know it. That’s how I roll.
Hmmmm……. this is a tough one.
Here is my problem. One of two things happened.
a.) Your co-worker was impressed, tossed her survival guide in the trash, and will remember the bad ass male that she can go to in her time of need.
b.) She tried not to laugh, rounded the corner, and once out of eye sight, bent over in laughter. She then went around to her girl friends and started making inside jokes about the “IT Survivalist” and now every time you think a female is smiling at you, its really just them trying to contain their laughter.
Like I said its a tough call.
You should fabricate a bandoleer of boot disks to wear around the office.
Man, it’s a good thing you already have some steady ‘tang.
Trust me. If z ever starts spouting that lame ass shit to me personally, I’m going back to market. As long as I don’t hear this crap myself, however, it’s as if z’s as bad-ass as I’ve imagined.