Age ain’t nothin but a number
Published April 5th, 2006 in A day in the lifeWell, today is my birthday. Used to be, when people asked you what you wanted for your birthday, you got it. When you get older…not so much.
Wonder Woman: What do you want for your birthday?
Z: Comic books.
WW: What else?
Z: Magic Cards.
WW: What else?
Z: For you to learn how to play Magic.
WW: Never mind.
Z: Grilled cheese and a blowjob?
WW: I said never mind.
Used to be, when I asked people what they wanted for their birthday, I got answers like: a shirt, a novel, dinner and a show, massage with warm oil…but I digress. As I get older, the suggestions have gotten, uh, less expensive? For the record, z really said STEAK and a blowjob.
Happy Birthday Happy Happy Birthday (Sung in the style of Red Robin).
Z-
Here’s a for serious question, do Superheros ever celebrate their birthdays?
Happy birthday!
TL
happy bday dog. and don’t forget to invite me to your party. i heard it was gonna be off the hook.
Lizard,
Superheroes cannot celebrate their birthdays until they fulfill their vow to rid Gotham City/Metropolis/Earth of crime.
So, in short… no.
I kept up my end of the bargin. I have laid my e-pimp hand down.
I hope the resulting vistor’s meet with your aproval.
Oh, Grand Master Double Dog Z.
Double Dog Z sounds like a weird tandem yoga pet name that I don’t want to know about
I just searched on google for “grilled cheese and a blowjob” and underpants came up first!
pokey is right. googling “grilled cheese and a blowjob” (in quotes) produces a first hit for underpants.
Go figure: the second hit listed goes to some website seeking bands to play at a fraternity rush party in Knoxville. for some reason, however, the thread was erased by the administrator.