Underpants in Minneapolis
Published April 13th, 2006 in MiscellaneousCheck this out: Underpants on the Outside gets a quote in the newspaper.
I just high-fived myself.
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Check this out: Underpants on the Outside gets a quote in the newspaper.
I just high-fived myself.
Nice.
Although, that reporter is a lazy motherfucker. He wrote 1 sentence and put your quote in there twice, and in the first appearance, he puts his name right after it. I’ll bet he has a form that he just fills out
Title: (use funny quote written by someone else)
Author: Me
Body of Article:
(include funny quote about that thing, again)
some guy wrote this funny quote about that thing.
end form
I could write a computer program to replace him.
I am actually involved in a copyright dispute in Minnesota right now too, so maybe we could put together a “legal” team and remove the pinky finger from 2 birds with 1 bolt cutter.
As soon as the search engines picked up “grilled cheese and a blowjob” on underpants, bigtime reporters started quoting you…coincidence? i think not…
Good point, Joshypoo. Although I think it has as much to do with handjobs and dry humping as much as blowjobs and grilled cheese sandwiches. I think, from a search word perspective, all of the terms handjob, dryhumping, blowjobs, and cheese sandwiches will all bring the type of reader the underpants is looking for. Intelligent, slighly-nerdy but in a cool way (like Weezer, also a good search term) people who are looking for active dialog on today’s hot topics, including but not limited to, teenage college sluts underpants.
Big Brother speaks.
Z;OG, what is up with the semi-colon, or are you commenting to Z as OG. Both me and Thunder Lizard were super confused yesterday
At some point yesterday, during the heated CONTRA CODE SMACKDOWN 06, when GQ was commenting to Z, he began
“Z; OG broke your blog”
I ignored the spaces and semicolons and got kind of freaked out. You see, I was already pretty certain that GQ was some kind of undercover government operative, sent to infiltrate and monitor. So, when he accidentally let slip that he knew my name, I was a busy attaching the grounding cables to the metal helmet, until, I finally figured out he was adressing Z; (in refernce to) OG.
After my self inflicted mind fuck, I just decided to go with it.
That is a really neat story for you. We will call you whatever you want. But I like the OG the best. Just my opinion.
Some will remember the day Kennedy was shot.
Others will remember the day the towers fell.
I will remember this day, yes I will.
Yeah, I can tell you that we were very intrested in the blowjob / ass play theroy. Its going into the same catagory as the dryhumping and blowjobs with grill cheese sandwichs.
We keep all sorts of records on this.
Apparently they haven’t broken the code yet. Some people think it’s because the political appointee department head has diverted too many department resources away from cryptology and towards the Sarcasm Initiative. They theorize that if they can acheive global sarcasm control by 2012, then there will no longer be any need to classify sensitive materials.
I *heart* Randy Salas for being such a good web searcher.
Great coverage, z. they don’t call it the **STAR** tribune for nothin.
Wonder Woman. You of all people should not forget the blowjob grilled cheese sandwich. Hello!