Comments on: Dry humping a supermodel: what’s new on Lost http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/04/14/dry-humping-a-supermodel-whats-new-on-lost-5/ Funny stories and superheroes Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:45:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: pokey http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/04/14/dry-humping-a-supermodel-whats-new-on-lost-5/#comment-548 pokey Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:03:21 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/04/14/dry-humping-a-supermodel-whats-new-on-lost-5/#comment-548 I think I saw one of the first episodes, and it seemed not so bad. Then they seemed to take the Charles Dickens writing class. "OK, if we draw this out as much as possible, then we'll make more money since we're being paid by the word and episode..." I think I saw one of the first episodes, and it seemed not so bad. Then they seemed to take the Charles Dickens writing class. “OK, if we draw this out as much as possible, then we’ll make more money since we’re being paid by the word and episode…”

]]> By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/04/14/dry-humping-a-supermodel-whats-new-on-lost-5/#comment-533 OG Fri, 14 Apr 2006 19:24:07 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/04/14/dry-humping-a-supermodel-whats-new-on-lost-5/#comment-533 I finally watched an episode of Lost a few weeks ago. I think it is basically meant to be like Twin Peaks, but for the NASCAR demographic. I'm all for weird escalating shit, but it can only be stacked so high before you've got a rambling convoluted mess that nobody cares about. When I used to play transformers with my brother, and I fired missles at him, he would eventually anounce that he had raised his missle shields. This protective measure would then be bypassed by firing shield-proof missles. The plot devices in the episode of Lost that I saw had basically progressed to shield-proof missle super shields, the point at which you punch your brother in the arm and stop playing. Lost is a perpetual peyote-cliffhanger soap opera, and the only way they are going to be able to end it is with some stupid shit, like somebody waking up from a dream or some brains-in-the-jar Matrix II Electric Boogaloo bullshit. Just you wait. I finally watched an episode of Lost a few weeks ago. I think it is basically meant to be like Twin Peaks, but for the NASCAR demographic. I’m all for weird escalating shit, but it can only be stacked so high before you’ve got a rambling convoluted mess that nobody cares about.

When I used to play transformers with my brother, and I fired missles at him, he would eventually anounce that he had raised his missle shields. This protective measure would then be bypassed by firing shield-proof missles. The plot devices in the episode of Lost that I saw had basically progressed to shield-proof missle super shields, the point at which you punch your brother in the arm and stop playing.

Lost is a perpetual peyote-cliffhanger soap opera, and the only way they are going to be able to end it is with some stupid shit, like somebody waking up from a dream or some brains-in-the-jar Matrix II Electric Boogaloo bullshit. Just you wait.

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