Making Bling
Published April 17th, 2006 in MiscellaneousFor the first time, a publication has paid for my drivel. Check it out; it’s a Guide to Movie Quotes. And while it didn’t pay enough to cover a month’s worth of comic book/magic expenses, I’m now technically a professional humor writer. Take that, electrical engineering degree!
(Also, in the interest of full disclosure, I did not write the last entry. If sitting around and watching the OC is gay, well, then I don’t want to be straight.)
hey, not to incite another circle jerk/pussy emergency (can i say pussy on this thing? well it’s probably a rather foreign word, so im thinking yes.)as it is a minor spelling error but one unbefitting your now professional status..you misspelled malkovich. other’n that i laughed my butt off. i am a particular fan of this line…
“The first rule of Pictionary is: you do not talk about Pictionary” will be a hit at any party, so long as you’re playing Pictionary.”
haha. good job underpants!
so far, zach’s Guide to Movie Quotes has earned four out of five cracks. very impressive. go to the cracked website and vote, so that he can earn a perfect five.
also, i knew he couldn’t have written the “I can’t quit you” entry since just this past weekend he REFUSED to watch brokeback mountain with his girlfriend and has otherwise claimed never to have seen the flick. see, z? you missed out on some great material this past weekend.
Where is the “I can’t quit you” scene in Brokeback Mountain? Somehow I missed that, even though I have seen the movie.
How do say that in German? I’m pretty sure it involves the word dick.
Congrats Z, but if I were you, I would have titles this piece:
RUUUUUUUNDOGGLE
That’s awesome Zeeeeeee. Congrats
Ich kann dich nicht aufhören.
with “dich” basically pronounced “dick”…