Comments on: You dropped a bomb on Z… baby

By: Thunder Lizard

Thunder Lizard — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:01:58 +0000

Remind me to not let OG babysit DIRO when he’s anywhere near six years old.

By: Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman — Wed, 24 May 2006 18:28:45 +0000

OG, the baby-seals-called-pups-blended-seal-slush-puppy joke was AWESOME.

z, you? disappoint?! you partially recovered with the buried treasure bit. partially.

By: GQSmooth00

GQSmooth00 — Wed, 24 May 2006 14:35:18 +0000

Can’t help you with the BRAND. Well, maybe it could be the BRAND garage.

Blend.

By: Tooth Fairy

Tooth Fairy — Tue, 23 May 2006 23:34:09 +0000

Try this one next time: A penquin is driving his car in New York. (Wait, there’s more.) All of a sudden smoke starts pouring out of the engine, so he pulls into a garage (in New York, that’s funny by itself). He asks the mechanic can he fix it, and the mechanic says he can, but it will take a couple of hours. The mechanic then suggests that the penquin bide his time at the fish and chips place across the street. Two hours later, the penquin returns and inquires about his car. The mechainc says, “You blew a SEAL. Wiping his mouth, the penquin replies, “No, that’s just tartar sauce.

Of course when you tell it you be the penguin and wipe your mouth as you deliver the punch line.

Can’t help you with the BRAND. Well, maybe it could be the BRAND garage.

By: joshypoo

joshypoo — Tue, 23 May 2006 22:09:44 +0000

You need to match the Joke to the audience. Im pretty sure if you told that joke to a class where you could flunk people, you would not get any hecklers. Who knows you could even get a giggle or two.

By: GQSmooth00

GQSmooth00 — Tue, 23 May 2006 19:31:02 +0000

Naw naw naw… Y’all don’t get it. Have you ever SEEN Z tell an intentionally bad joke, then insist that it’s the funniest joke ever? He gets into this “Ta da!” stance and looks kinda like Al Jolson or Fozzie Bear or some shit.

If the above is a true picture of Z’s joke telling skills; and the above mention picture was used in the delivery of the joke in question.

Then, I may not feel so jaded.

By: Robbb

Robbb — Tue, 23 May 2006 19:24:28 +0000

Naw naw naw… Y’all don’t get it. Have you ever SEEN Z tell an intentionally bad joke, then insist that it’s the funniest joke ever? He gets into this “Ta da!” stance and looks kinda like Al Jolson or Fozzie Bear or some shit. Anyway, the whole package of intentional dorkiness is pretty fookin’ hilarious. May that student fail the LSAT and live a miserable life of regret.

By: OG

OG — Tue, 23 May 2006 19:16:34 +0000

Not true,

I just wait wait for Z to do dumb shit or fuck up,

and he’s never disappointed me before

By: z

Tue, 23 May 2006 19:12:34 +0000

GQ, it’s time you learned the lesson that everyone needs to learn, whether it’s my family, my girlfriend, or that guy who I was going to donate a kidney to.

Sooner or later, I disappoint everybody.

By: OG

OG — Tue, 23 May 2006 19:10:38 +0000

oooh oooh

you know how baby seals are called pups, well you could call your blended seal a slush puppy. that’s pretty dorky

not as good as “a boner” though