Underpants On The Outside

I’ve got a new movie quotes article up on Cracked.com, though I use the singular first person pronoun loosely.  I’ve compared my rough draft with the article on the site and come to the conclusion that an editor with a good sense of humor is an awesome awesome thing.  Big thanks to the guys over there*.

*The only caveat being they took out a HILARIOUS anal sex joke that was possibly my favorite of the whole thing, and I will never forgive them for that.  Until my check arrives.

Hey, here’s a joke: what has two thumbs, is (technically) a professional comedy writer, and likes blowjobs?

THIS GUY!!!!!