Titles make the man

Published June 8th, 2006 in A day in the life

There is a man at my company whose job title is “Region President”. I think that’s a fantastic job title, and I want it.

So here is a list of regions I am qualified to be president of:

  • Air hockey tables (trust me; you don’t want none of this)
  • My lounge pants with the Bat-symbol all over them
  • A large assortment of trees I have peed on
  • The front seat - SHOTGUN!
  • My sandwich (I licked it.)

And the next time I’m in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door, I’m going to reply, “Uh, someone’s already president of this region!”

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6 Responses to “Titles make the man”  

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  1. 1

    Air hockey tables (trust me; you don’t want none of this

    Seriously, separated at birth.

    By GQSmooth00 - Jun 9th, 2006 at 8:09 am
  2. 2

    Does this make z or GQ the evil twin?

    By mo - Jun 10th, 2006 at 1:19 am
  3. 3

    I would be the evil one. I am alomost 100% sure of that.

    By GQSmooth00 - Jun 11th, 2006 at 11:07 am
  4. 4

    I think my head’s filled with too much pornography for me to be the good twin.

    By z - Jun 12th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
  5. 5

    I think a porn off will be necessary to determine the evil one.

    By GQSmooth00 - Jun 12th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
  6. 6

    And with the suggestion of porn off - my vote for evil twin goes to GQ.

    By mo - Jun 13th, 2006 at 7:22 am

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