Comments on: Magic, the regathering: sinking to new lows http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/ Funny stories and superheroes Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:14:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-867 OG Fri, 23 Jun 2006 18:29:03 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-867 In terms of mace, I reccomend that you take an actual mace. That would be much more intimidating than either the spell or the pepper spray. It would probably score you some big nerd points too. In terms of mace, I reccomend that you take an actual mace. That would be much more intimidating than either the spell or the pepper spray. It would probably score you some big nerd points too.

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-866 z Fri, 23 Jun 2006 17:56:41 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-866 GQ: If I didn't think you were so awesome, I might be afraid of you. I couldn't even guess how many times I've been asked "You REALLY don't know that guy?" Robbb: I will certainly have mace on me, but in spell form.  All wizard battles must be conducted at neutral locations, preferably away from spectators who could be harmed by errant lightning bolts and berzerk ogres. OG: The purist in me says that if Clark Kent works as an entertainment reporter, I will shit myself in the theater as a sign of protest. But as Wonder Woman can tell you I'm pretty far from pure, and when I think about it more, it kinda makes sense. The dude has X-ray vision and can fly. I can't imagine a more perfect source of blind-item rumors and invasive photographs. GQ: If I didn’t think you were so awesome, I might be afraid of you. I couldn’t even guess how many times I’ve been asked “You REALLY don’t know that guy?”

Robbb: I will certainly have mace on me, but in spell form.  All wizard battles must be conducted at neutral locations, preferably away from spectators who could be harmed by errant lightning bolts and berzerk ogres.

OG: The purist in me says that if Clark Kent works as an entertainment reporter, I will shit myself in the theater as a sign of protest. But as Wonder Woman can tell you I’m pretty far from pure, and when I think about it more, it kinda makes sense. The dude has X-ray vision and can fly. I can’t imagine a more perfect source of blind-item rumors and invasive photographs.

]]> By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-865 OG Wed, 21 Jun 2006 22:20:01 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-865 Also, this isn't related to this particular post, but I couldn't think of a better place to bring it up. What's the word on the new superman movie? I heard that instead of being a reporter for the daily planet, he's a "reporter" on some E channel celebrity gossip show. Is this true? or just some internet rumor? If it's true, that is the g##### (self censored, saving the z man some work) shit I've ever heard. Who is Jimmy these days? The flaming fashion commentator? Oh, Lois can be Terra Reed. Also, this isn’t related to this particular post, but I couldn’t think of a better place to bring it up.

What’s the word on the new superman movie?

I heard that instead of being a reporter for the daily planet, he’s a “reporter” on some E channel celebrity gossip show. Is this true? or just some internet rumor? If it’s true, that is the g##### (self censored, saving the z man some work) shit I’ve ever heard. Who is Jimmy these days? The flaming fashion commentator? Oh, Lois can be Terra Reed.

]]> By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-864 OG Wed, 21 Jun 2006 22:07:33 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-864 That tribe site, and all of it's members, are part of an elaborate plan by GQ to lure you to his lair. there can be only one! That tribe site, and all of it’s members, are part of an elaborate plan by GQ to lure you to his lair.

there can be only one!

]]> By: GQSmooth00 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-863 GQSmooth00 Wed, 21 Jun 2006 15:19:50 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-863 <blockquote>Seeking experienced magic the gathering enthusiasts of drinking age who prefer to avoid the vibe of gaming stores and instead meet some laid back gamers for a little leisure card club. We usually meet Tuesday nights.</blockquote> http://tribes.tribe.net/nycmagic Who loves you.

Seeking experienced magic the gathering enthusiasts of drinking age who prefer to avoid the vibe of gaming stores and instead meet some laid back gamers for a little leisure card club. We usually meet Tuesday nights.

http://tribes.tribe.net/nycmagic

Who loves you.

]]> By: Robbb http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-862 Robbb Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:46:42 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/06/20/magic-the-regathering-sinking-to-new-lows/#comment-862 The last time you used craigslist for more than a simple sale/trade, didn't some chick snort up all your money and leave you homeless on the street? Two words: "Neutral location." Actually, three words: "Mace" and "Neutral location." The last time you used craigslist for more than a simple sale/trade, didn’t some chick snort up all your money and leave you homeless on the street?

Two words: “Neutral location.”

Actually, three words: “Mace” and “Neutral location.”

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