Comments on: Learning is fun http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/ Funny stories and superheroes Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:04:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: John Law http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-1026 John Law Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:39:18 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-1026 wow, small world. my future brother in law's sister used to work at toys in babeland in seattle. kismet. wow, small world. my future brother in law’s sister used to work at toys in babeland in seattle. kismet.

]]> By: mo http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-944 mo Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:03:18 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-944 In a slightly different direction, I also saw a really funny episode of Real Sex a few years back. But it was a class for couples were the women were not having enough fun. The first lesson was that the women had to strap-on a strap-on, lay on their knees and forarms, and repeatedly get their brightly-colored enhancements into a circle about 2-3 inches in diameter (pretty damned big target) for 2 mintues straight. Needless to say most of the women failed miserably. In a slightly different direction, I also saw a really funny episode of Real Sex a few years back. But it was a class for couples were the women were not having enough fun. The first lesson was that the women had to strap-on a strap-on, lay on their knees and forarms, and repeatedly get their brightly-colored enhancements into a circle about 2-3 inches in diameter (pretty damned big target) for 2 mintues straight. Needless to say most of the women failed miserably.

]]> By: Robbb http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-943 Robbb Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:30:14 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-943 Y'know, I saw a class like this featured on "Real Sex" a few years back (yes, Robbb watches soft porn on cable. Honestly, how much of a surprise was that?). It was taught at Toys in Babeland in Seattle by a king-sized bull dyke, and the class was full of creepy middle-aged people. Everybody got latex vag toys to practice on, and I believe that one lucky volunteer got to practice on the bull dyke's assistant, another king-sized bull dyke, with all the creepy middle-aged students watching. Z, I hope you're not bargaining too many things away to participate in something like this. Y’know, I saw a class like this featured on “Real Sex” a few years back (yes, Robbb watches soft porn on cable. Honestly, how much of a surprise was that?). It was taught at Toys in Babeland in Seattle by a king-sized bull dyke, and the class was full of creepy middle-aged people. Everybody got latex vag toys to practice on, and I believe that one lucky volunteer got to practice on the bull dyke’s assistant, another king-sized bull dyke, with all the creepy middle-aged students watching.

Z, I hope you’re not bargaining too many things away to participate in something like this.

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-942 z Wed, 19 Jul 2006 14:08:57 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-942 It is most certainly NOT good for the Wonder Goose. See, here's an apparent difference between me and her: Wonder Woman says to me, "Z, I'm gonna take a beej class," I say, "Awesome, provided you don't practice on anything more animate than a cucumber." Never ever ever do I say "Great, don't catch anything." Now, if she were to want to take a cunnilingus class, well, that's a different matter entirely, isn't it? It is most certainly NOT good for the Wonder Goose. See, here’s an apparent difference between me and her: Wonder Woman says to me, “Z, I’m gonna take a beej class,” I say, “Awesome, provided you don’t practice on anything more animate than a cucumber.” Never ever ever do I say “Great, don’t catch anything.”

Now, if she were to want to take a cunnilingus class, well, that’s a different matter entirely, isn’t it?

]]> By: mo http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-941 mo Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:39:14 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-941 Are you kidding? "What is good for the goose, is good for the gander." (or in this case vice-verca.) I'm assuming WW is as concerned about your orgasms as you are about her's. She may not be interested in going on a blowjob-and-grilled-cheese-handing-out rampage of NY in the name of sexual science, but I bet there is something she'd be willing to research. All I'm saying is - one night after one of your classes with the lesbians would be a great time for her to introduce her very own research proposal. Are you kidding? “What is good for the goose, is good for the gander.” (or in this case vice-verca.)

I’m assuming WW is as concerned about your orgasms as you are about her’s. She may not be interested in going on a blowjob-and-grilled-cheese-handing-out rampage of NY in the name of sexual science, but I bet there is something she’d be willing to research. All I’m saying is - one night after one of your classes with the lesbians would be a great time for her to introduce her very own research proposal.

]]> By: GQSmooth00 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-940 GQSmooth00 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:15:42 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-940 Z is right on both points. Z is right on both points.

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-939 z Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:04:51 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-939 First of all, Goonies, right? Second of all, how does me wanting to give my girlfriend more, better orgasms give her bargaining leverage? That makes no sense. First of all, Goonies, right?

Second of all, how does me wanting to give my girlfriend more, better orgasms give her bargaining leverage? That makes no sense.

]]> By: mo http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-938 mo Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:32:17 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-938 One of your best posts yet. It is right up there with Dry Humping Your Supermodels and the Drunken Monkey story. Laughing so much, you just got yourself another reader and I just got a date for tonight from the man at the computer sitting next to me. We both win! Thanks z! WW - You need better qualifiers for this "practicing" business. Graded and paying don't cut it. It should be in a classroom setting (that does NOT involve schoolgirls), there needs to be a credentialed instructor (I'd ask for a copy of their CV and syllabus for the course. You don't want him going to the ITTech of Cunnilingus.), and all female participants MUST be lesbians - none of this bisexual business. And since you have such a boyfriend so concerned about your orgasms, now would be the time to start bargaining on soooooo many other levels. You now "have the key to One-Eyed Willie." (What movie?) One of your best posts yet. It is right up there with Dry Humping Your Supermodels and the Drunken Monkey story. Laughing so much, you just got yourself another reader and I just got a date for tonight from the man at the computer sitting next to me. We both win! Thanks z!

WW - You need better qualifiers for this “practicing” business. Graded and paying don’t cut it. It should be in a classroom setting (that does NOT involve schoolgirls), there needs to be a credentialed instructor (I’d ask for a copy of their CV and syllabus for the course. You don’t want him going to the ITTech of Cunnilingus.), and all female participants MUST be lesbians - none of this bisexual business.

And since you have such a boyfriend so concerned about your orgasms, now would be the time to start bargaining on soooooo many other levels. You now “have the key to One-Eyed Willie.” (What movie?)

]]> By: GQSmooth00 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-937 GQSmooth00 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:45:31 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-937 All I had was the Sears Catalog. :( All I had was the Sears Catalog.

:(

]]> By: BOOM-to-the-WOMB http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-936 BOOM-to-the-WOMB Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:02:53 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/07/17/learning-is-fun/#comment-936 I think wonderwoman needs to know that her friends that we met up with that night (minus Bakatersky, who is not a reasonable person) both agreed that it would be ok for you to practice on other girls. PS I like to put a little grey poupon and worchestershire in my grilled cheese. I think wonderwoman needs to know that her friends that we met up with that night (minus Bakatersky, who is not a reasonable person) both agreed that it would be ok for you to practice on other girls.

PS I like to put a little grey poupon and worchestershire in my grilled cheese.

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