Comments on: Not all bars are chocolate

By: Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:48:11 +0000

by the way Bakatursky, i added the “Dun-Dun” to the end of each essay. let’s hope it works its magic.

i also illustrated each fact pattern–overkill?

By: Bakatursky

Bakatursky — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:44:15 +0000

Oh, and don’t forget that Suri doesn’t exist either.

By: Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:20:02 +0000

THANK YOU everyone for your support. I’m happy to say that it’s over. I don’t want to speculate about my results, but am just relieved to be out of the Javits Center hell-hole where I spent a large portion of the past 48 hours.

For those of you not that familiar with the bar exam, imagine this:
a huge convention center filled to the brim with approximately 5,000 stressed-out, sleep-deprived future lawyers sulking between two days of morning and afternoon sessions of essay and multiple choice questions. fun.

So, I am now sitting here catching up on celebrity gossip from the past few months (Lance Bass is GAY?! Pam Anderson is back with Kid Rock?! Tom Cruise is psycho and Katie Holmes has been brain-washed?!), packing for the post-bar rest and relaxation beach vacation with z and coming down from the methamphetamine suppositories.

Thanks again everyone for your supportive words and helpful tips.

By: Bakatursky

Bakatursky — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:35:00 +0000

Yes, do not study tonight. Watch Law and Order. You never know, it might help. Especially if you have an essay tomorrow. I think you should conclude every argument with “Dun-Dun”. The graders must have a sense of humor, right? Uh, right?

By: Robbb

Robbb — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:07:59 +0000

I decided within the first 5 minutes of meeting OG never to take drug advice from him, if ever proffered.

By: GQSmooth00

GQSmooth00 — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 16:55:02 +0000

Says the man that was beat by a woman at Magic.

By: z

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:56:58 +0000

…except SUPER and MAN! (raising the roof)

By: GQSmooth00

GQSmooth00 — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:21:02 +0000

I think people have seem to forgotten that this is WONDER WOMAN.

She is WONDERFUL, and a woman. There is no stronger a combination.

By: John Law

John Law — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:57:03 +0000

WW, i wish you good luck again. just remember to continue whatever schedule you had prior to the bar and you’ll be fine. i ran a few miles after each night of the bar and for me, that really helped. it also helped me to talk to my then fiancee a little bit each night about anything but the law.

then again, i took cali and it’s three days. you’re halfway done already!

By: OG

OG — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:47:19 +0000

Don’t mess around with any of those weak ass herbal drugs. This is a serious hardcore test and you should choose you drugs accordingly.

I do agree that it’s too late to cram for the test, unless you’re talking about methamphetamine suppositories.