Not all bars are chocolate
Published July 25th, 2006 in A day in the lifeAs I write this Wonder Woman is sitting for the New York State Bar exam. She’s pretty popular around The Underpants (if you catch my drift!), so if the six of you reading this could send some good vibes her way for the next two days, it’d be much appreciated. She worked very hard to prepare for this, especially if you factor in all the times she had to turn down persistent hump requests in the form of, “Babe? Study Break? …Babe?” (While poking her.)
Good luck, WW.
Good Luck Wonder Woman. Strap on a gavel and and litigate that blindfolded lady until her loophole bleeds.
So Wonder Woman walked into a bar…
Not that you need any cheerleading as I’m sure you are going to kick the entire bars ass, but I will pray to every being on this blessed Hindupolygodloving island for it to be quick and easy….just like the z-bomb.
I would like to think that my good thoughts and powerful mental abilties of ESPN helped Thunder Lizard get into medical school. I am sending you these same air waves.
Go get em babe.
WW– Don’t talk about the exam with any of your fellow test-takers. Bring along some kava-kava, holy basil, or valerian root to sleep at night. Don’t study tonight or tomorrow. And above all, don’t worry– you’ve made it this far, you’ll make it through this too! Give it all you got.
Good luck! You won’t need it, but have some anyway.
Don’t mess around with any of those weak ass herbal drugs. This is a serious hardcore test and you should choose you drugs accordingly.
I do agree that it’s too late to cram for the test, unless you’re talking about methamphetamine suppositories.
WW, i wish you good luck again. just remember to continue whatever schedule you had prior to the bar and you’ll be fine. i ran a few miles after each night of the bar and for me, that really helped. it also helped me to talk to my then fiancee a little bit each night about anything but the law.
then again, i took cali and it’s three days. you’re halfway done already!
I think people have seem to forgotten that this is WONDER WOMAN.
She is WONDERFUL, and a woman. There is no stronger a combination.
…except SUPER and MAN! (raising the roof)
Says the man that was beat by a woman at Magic.
I decided within the first 5 minutes of meeting OG never to take drug advice from him, if ever proffered.
Yes, do not study tonight. Watch Law and Order. You never know, it might help. Especially if you have an essay tomorrow. I think you should conclude every argument with “Dun-Dun”. The graders must have a sense of humor, right? Uh, right?
THANK YOU everyone for your support. I’m happy to say that it’s over. I don’t want to speculate about my results, but am just relieved to be out of the Javits Center hell-hole where I spent a large portion of the past 48 hours.
For those of you not that familiar with the bar exam, imagine this:
a huge convention center filled to the brim with approximately 5,000 stressed-out, sleep-deprived future lawyers sulking between two days of morning and afternoon sessions of essay and multiple choice questions. fun.
So, I am now sitting here catching up on celebrity gossip from the past few months (Lance Bass is GAY?! Pam Anderson is back with Kid Rock?! Tom Cruise is psycho and Katie Holmes has been brain-washed?!), packing for the post-bar rest and relaxation beach vacation with z and coming down from the methamphetamine suppositories.
Thanks again everyone for your supportive words and helpful tips.
Oh, and don’t forget that Suri doesn’t exist either.
by the way Bakatursky, i added the “Dun-Dun” to the end of each essay. let’s hope it works its magic.
i also illustrated each fact pattern–overkill?