What a Difference a Day Makes: 24 Little Hours
Published August 28th, 2006 in 24, TelevisionSPECIAL EDITION!
I firmly believe that 24 is the best show on television, if only because I’m impressed by how much Jack Bauer manages to squeeze into a day. To illustrate, I’m going to compare each hour of Jack’s day to the corresponding hour in my own day.
Jack Bauer’s day, 7-10 pm:
Won Emmys for Best Actor in a Drama and Best Dramatic Series.
Zach’s day, 7-10 pm:
Made pico de gallo. Realized I forgot to buy garlic and tortilla chips. Refrigerated pico de gallo. Watched Emmys.
Damn it, Bauer, you win again!
By the by, while everybody may look happy now, I guarantee that one of those statues is dead and the other is bleeding in the back of a van, en route to CTU for further interrogation.

Jack is never tired. Do you know what brand of coffee he drinks?
Blood. But his palm pilot also makes a mean espresso.