Haikuesday

Published September 6th, 2006 in Miscellaneous

You could see it as a series of haiku about the events of yesterday, (a Tuesday).  Or you could see it as me being incredibly bored with nothing to write about. Up to you, really.

Perhaps I am gay…
Larry Johnson - number one
In my fantasy.

With Roast Beef Sandwich
Comes Wisdom, Enlightenment.
Light Mayo: not bad.

Me and Croc Hunter
V. Stingray: he died, I lived.*
Who’s more manly now???

I am really, really bored.

*Considering I was hit in the foot and almost fainted when it happened, I don’t think the Croc Hunter has anything to worry about from me.

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  1. 1

    Anal Bead Necklace
    Statutory Rape with a
    Gas-powered dildo

    By tko - Sep 6th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
  2. 2

    Your tuesday was more exciting than mine.

    By z - Sep 6th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
  3. 3

    Z, better believe
    Haiku for your underpants
    ready to unleash

    By tko - Sep 6th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
  4. 4

    Fucking Poetry.

    Sissy.

    By GQSmooth00 - Sep 6th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
  5. 5

    Z–

    I don’t know who’s copying who. First the James Bond article in Esquire (you win), now the celebrity gossip haiku from Newsweek (they win).

    TZ

    By Thunder Lizard - Sep 7th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
  6. 6

    Underpants on the Outside: It’s Plagiariffic!

    By z - Sep 8th, 2006 at 10:11 am

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