This Week in Masturbation
Published September 8th, 2006 in MiscellaneousWho’s in: NFL Cheerleaders
It’s that time of year again – ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL*??
Answer: HELL YEAH!!!
*-themed orgy fantasies involving the Philadelphia Eagles cheering squad
Who’s out: Lindsay Lohan
It should go without saying that whenever I think a girl is particularly hot, I’m operating under the assumption that she has a relatively normal and functional vagina - but sweet Sassy Molassy! This week, potentially Photoshopped pictures were posted online of LL’s honey pot, which looks like a normal vagina that has been hit with a hammer. I’d put up a link to it, but as soon as I saw the pictures I threw my computer in a tub of bleach.
It’s like she got it caught in a Parent Trap! HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, I meant “Bear Trap.”
Are you telling me that I didn’t make the cut AGAIN!?
Janette, I likes me some of Janette.
The girl who graduated #1 in my law school class was a cheerleader for the Broncos after college. So, they can be smart AND hot. I’m feeling the competition, z.
yeeeah, cuh’. I told you Philly be brandishin’. I’m'a eat some PAT’S offa dat. straight up, straight down.
And here’s some eyewitness testimony suggesting that the LL pix weren’t photoshopped (from about late May).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpY4cKfztCE
Lindsay Lohan nude? Where she at dude? Please! Please! She make my weenie go BOING!
I highly doubt that LL’s cash and prizes look nearly as bad as tara reid’s nips. TR looks like she had implants performed by Marky Mark on that boat during the Perfect Storm.
So after a bit of research, I have to say the TR nipple scars are much nastier. The pics I saw of LL were just too bizarre for me to figure out exactly what parts were what. I mean when you see a picture of a guy flipping you off with a deformed hand that comes out of his knee, you have to wonder about what you’re really looking at…
I am a married man, and it is not really my place to come to the defense of a young woman’s… pudenda, but it looks anatomically correct to me.
Janette Is fuckin smokin I will drink her bath water HOLY SHIT!
hell she is hot, nice I might hop in the bath with her and get down first.. then drink it
Do you think Janette could take a bath? It looks like she’s got two flotation devices on her chest that would prevent her from sinking in the tub? Not that that’s a complaint but merely a question?