Comments on: Pimp My Desk http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/ Funny stories and superheroes Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:47:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1384 OG Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:54:07 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1384 I like the idea for Lucy's psychiatry booth. It's very cheap and interactive. What about if you went with that general lay out, but wrote "Arguements - 5 cents" or "Insults - 5 cents" on the facade instead. "oh that's cute, it's just like peanuts except it says insults for 5 cents" "Do you have a nickle? "Okay, here you go" "Get away from my desk you fat bitch!" I like the idea for Lucy’s psychiatry booth. It’s very cheap and interactive. What about if you went with that general lay out, but wrote “Arguements - 5 cents” or “Insults - 5 cents” on the facade instead.

“oh that’s cute, it’s just like peanuts except it says insults for 5 cents”

“Do you have a nickle?

“Okay, here you go”

“Get away from my desk you fat bitch!”

]]> By: Big Brother http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1383 Big Brother Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:17:11 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1383 Bakatursky speakst truth. But I say go for the pine trees. Bakatursky speakst truth. But I say go for the pine trees.

]]> By: Bakatursky http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1382 Bakatursky Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:47:13 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1382 I like the car idea. But might I add that you will definitely need some pine trees. Especially if you want your co-workers to stay away, pull like 5 out of the bag all at once. You might be able to taste anything other than fake peach for a good couple of months but it will definitely keep them away.(Please tell me I am not the only jackass that didn't think it necessary to read the directions on a freakin' AIR FRESHENER and almost asphyxiated myself the first time I got one?) I like the car idea. But might I add that you will definitely need some pine trees. Especially if you want your co-workers to stay away, pull like 5 out of the bag all at once. You might be able to taste anything other than fake peach for a good couple of months but it will definitely keep them away.(Please tell me I am not the only jackass that didn’t think it necessary to read the directions on a freakin’ AIR FRESHENER and almost asphyxiated myself the first time I got one?)

]]> By: Thunder Lizard http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1381 Thunder Lizard Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:42:17 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1381 I say you go to the Mexican part of town and get a virgin of guadalupe dash board cover (fuck the spinners, Big Brother, those are so 2005). Somehow find an audio of La Cucaracha and everytime a girl walks by lower your chair (like hydrolics) and play the audio while saying "hey mami". Don't forget to hang a rosary. If all else fails, make your desk up like Lucy's psychiatric help desk (5 cents). I bet you find out all kinds of unwanted information about your co-worker. TL I say you go to the Mexican part of town and get a virgin of guadalupe dash board cover (fuck the spinners, Big Brother, those are so 2005). Somehow find an audio of La Cucaracha and everytime a girl walks by lower your chair (like hydrolics) and play the audio while saying “hey mami”. Don’t forget to hang a rosary.

If all else fails, make your desk up like Lucy’s psychiatric help desk (5 cents). I bet you find out all kinds of unwanted information about your co-worker.

TL

]]> By: GQSmooth00 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1380 GQSmooth00 Fri, 27 Oct 2006 00:07:55 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1380 "You guys never respond whenever I ask you for submissions, but like a one-legged punter, I keep fooling myself into believing that things will turn out differently next time." The above made me sad. You should make it look like the Justice League Hall of Justice and have Wonder Woman show up in her costume. pic plz. “You guys never respond whenever I ask you for submissions, but like a one-legged punter, I keep fooling myself into believing that things will turn out differently next time.”

The above made me sad.

You should make it look like the Justice League Hall of Justice and have Wonder Woman show up in her costume.

pic plz.

]]> By: Rhubarb http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1379 Rhubarb Thu, 26 Oct 2006 23:46:28 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1379 Give a homeless person $10 for his blanket. Throw it over the cubicle. Cut a hole in it. Call it your "fort" and invite the secretaries to play cowboys and Indians. Give a homeless person $10 for his blanket. Throw it over the cubicle. Cut a hole in it. Call it your “fort” and invite the secretaries to play cowboys and Indians.

]]> By: BOOM-to-the-WOMB http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1378 BOOM-to-the-WOMB Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:58:05 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1378 And how about some colored lights to shine from under your desk. You'll need to replace your mouse with one of those steering wheel joysticks. You could also probably get a bag of asphalt and pave your cube on that budget. And how about some colored lights to shine from under your desk.

You’ll need to replace your mouse with one of those steering wheel joysticks.

You could also probably get a bag of asphalt and pave your cube on that budget.

]]> By: Big Brother http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1377 Big Brother Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:33:36 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2006/10/26/pimp-my-desk/#comment-1377 This may be one of those cliche things to do in the old pimp my desk competition, but what if you did it just like pimp my ride (but on the way-cheap). I know you can get those cheap spinners for, like, $10. Couple rear-view mirrors, a sheep chair covers, bobbly head dash board ornaments. Or, go to the junk yard and get yourself some stuff out of a real car. Boom or Totally Lame? This may be one of those cliche things to do in the old pimp my desk competition, but what if you did it just like pimp my ride (but on the way-cheap). I know you can get those cheap spinners for, like, $10. Couple rear-view mirrors, a sheep chair covers, bobbly head dash board ornaments. Or, go to the junk yard and get yourself some stuff out of a real car.

Boom or Totally Lame?

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