No Wonder I Like Taking Walks In The Park
Published November 12th, 2006 in MiscellaneousThis is Grand Army Plaza, in Brooklyn:

Apparently what makes it so grand is that from above it looks like a gigantic vagina. Well, wherever you find vagina, you’re also gonna find me, and if the Plaza is a woman’s hoo-hah, that would put my apartment at her right hip. Or her left kneecap. I could say for sure if only I knew where the clitoris was.
you’ll find it someday, slugger. just keep tryin’
someday? but when, TKO? WHEN? i’m dyin’ here.
WW: I’d suggest drawing him a map, but in this case it seems he already has one. Maybe some blinking neon lights or something?
All I know is that from the looks of that big statue, your burrough is either very aroused or has a bad case of hemorrhoids.
ga-doop->crash!