Good News Going Into The Weekend
Published November 17th, 2006 in MiscellaneousThis week, Wonder Woman found out that she successfully passed the New York Bar, so everybody raise a glass and say it with me now: Congratulations, WW.
In the spirit of her achievement I’ve been trying to think of some legal-themed double entendres, but I haven’t had much luck. I know there’s a couple lawyers on here; you guys got any ideas? (I will not accept any entries using the word ‘brief’ or involving a gavel being banged. Too obvious.) Winner gets an egg sandwich they will have to claim by mail.
how about “I’d Hishon her King and Spaulding” ?
careful what you ask for:
“I got that ass on retainer”
“she took my deposition…on her face”
“5 1/2 inches, according to her ruling, but I got 5 3/4 with a tape measure”
“working to overturn sodomy laws”
“settling out of court”
“penile code”
“I don’t object to having a finger in my ass during a blowjob”
Res ipsa lickin’ ‘er.
Caveat humped ‘er.
The rule against perky-two-titties.
Boo-ya.
Caveat In-Her