Comments on: What a Difference a Day Makes: 24 Little Hours http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/ Funny stories and superheroes Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:05:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2809 Spideyjunkie Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:25:09 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2809 Congrats on the cohabitation, way to sponge off the lawyer there comedy writer. Don't even bother trying to put shit where you want it, you'll never win. Talikng about this issue,the great Denis Leary said "I've been to Wayne Gretzky's house, he's got 5 MVP trophies. You know where they are? In the garage." And I'm pretty sure Wayne's job built the house that they live in, not Mrs. Gretzky-Jones' stellar acting in the Police Academy movies. Just make sure you get a space somewhere that you can go to do your thing, blog your blog, smoke your we.......well, never mind. No more blow-jobs or grilled cheese, unless you make it yourself. the sandwich not the...never mind. Congrats on the cohabitation, way to sponge off the lawyer there comedy writer. Don’t even bother trying to put shit where you want it, you’ll never win. Talikng about this issue,the great Denis Leary said “I’ve been to Wayne Gretzky’s house, he’s got 5 MVP trophies. You know where they are? In the garage.” And I’m pretty sure Wayne’s job built the house that they live in, not Mrs. Gretzky-Jones’ stellar acting in the Police Academy movies. Just make sure you get a space somewhere that you can go to do your thing, blog your blog, smoke your we…….well, never mind. No more blow-jobs or grilled cheese, unless you make it yourself. the sandwich not the…never mind.

]]> By: raubhi http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2808 raubhi Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:04:20 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2808 i've come to the conclusion that my relationship with my gf is never going to work out because her enitre family doesnt know which shaker to use for salt and which to use for pepper... heathans i’ve come to the conclusion that my relationship with my gf is never going to work out because her enitre family doesnt know which shaker to use for salt and which to use for pepper… heathans

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2807 z Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:36:34 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2807 I totally wanted to come in with a bran muffin joke. Dang it. There are two reasons I'm not posting ever these days. The first is that I'm working harder than ever at my job and staying late. The second is that I just moved in with Wonder Woman this weekend. What that means is that when I'm not working, I'm installing shelving and thinking that my relationship will never work because I don't agree with where she wants to keep the plates. Posts to come. Eventually. I totally wanted to come in with a bran muffin joke. Dang it.

There are two reasons I’m not posting ever these days. The first is that I’m working harder than ever at my job and staying late. The second is that I just moved in with Wonder Woman this weekend. What that means is that when I’m not working, I’m installing shelving and thinking that my relationship will never work because I don’t agree with where she wants to keep the plates.

Posts to come. Eventually.

]]> By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2800 Spideyjunkie Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:13:46 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2800 coffee and cigarettes help keep me regular coffee and cigarettes help keep me regular

]]> By: raubhi http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2798 raubhi Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:11:54 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2798 fiber? fiber?

]]> By: GQSmooth00 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2776 GQSmooth00 Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:00:06 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2776 "Is there any way we can get Z on some kind of regular schedule" HAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHA... HAHA..... oh that was a good one. “Is there any way we can get Z on some kind of regular schedule”

HAHAHAHA…

AHAHAHAHA…

HAHAHAHA…

HAHA….. oh that was a good one.

]]> By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2772 Spideyjunkie Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:18:21 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2772 Is there any way we can get Z on some kind of regular schedule, so he can get these updates out sooner? Some of us really jones for these, quit holding out on us. How busy can you really be? Do that many people you work with really need another egg and cheese sandwich? Is there any way we can get Z on some kind of regular schedule, so he can get these updates out sooner? Some of us really jones for these, quit holding out on us. How busy can you really be? Do that many people you work with really need another egg and cheese sandwich?

]]> By: raubhi http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2692 raubhi Tue, 23 Jan 2007 18:53:06 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2692 definatly sucked that curtis died. you'd think bauer couldve figured out something or shot him somewhere less lethal. even as i was typing that i realized that bauer had in fact exhausted his negotiating ability and i dont think he can bring himself to waste a bullet on not killing. but now who's going to take his place? to jackie: i'd actually really like to see how far this really goes. i think i'll peak in my enjoyment of this show when the terrorist give up on nuclear bombs and set off a grizzly bomb (a bomb that shoots grizzly bears of a halfmile radius)... during a riot... and jack has to wrestle them all... because bullets wont affect them... umm... because they're robot grizzlies made of steel and clint howard is revealed to actually not be jack's brother but is instead his half brother (only sharing a mother) and clint howard's dad is actually none other than osama bin laden. so jack has to get to clint howard but he's riding one of the robot grizzlies and can shoot lasers from his bluetooth. definatly sucked that curtis died. you’d think bauer couldve figured out something or shot him somewhere less lethal. even as i was typing that i realized that bauer had in fact exhausted his negotiating ability and i dont think he can bring himself to waste a bullet on not killing. but now who’s going to take his place?

to jackie:
i’d actually really like to see how far this really goes. i think i’ll peak in my enjoyment of this show when the terrorist give up on nuclear bombs and set off a grizzly bomb (a bomb that shoots grizzly bears of a halfmile radius)… during a riot… and jack has to wrestle them all… because bullets wont affect them… umm… because they’re robot grizzlies made of steel and clint howard is revealed to actually not be jack’s brother but is instead his half brother (only sharing a mother) and clint howard’s dad is actually none other than osama bin laden. so jack has to get to clint howard but he’s riding one of the robot grizzlies and can shoot lasers from his bluetooth.

]]> By: Debbie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2683 Debbie Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:49:50 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2683 Never thought they could out-do a nuke in hour 4, but with the simple drama of familial ties, bygone, they've done it. Very entertaining analysis. Here are a few more entertaining things to consider about Jack Bauer: http://as-i-know-it.blogspot.com/2007/01/superman-wears-jack-bauer-pajamas.html Never thought they could out-do a nuke in hour 4, but with the simple drama of familial ties, bygone, they’ve done it.

Very entertaining analysis. Here are a few more entertaining things to consider about Jack Bauer: http://as-i-know-it.blogspot.com/2007/01/superman-wears-jack-bauer-pajamas.html

]]> By: Jackie Treehorn http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2678 Jackie Treehorn Mon, 22 Jan 2007 23:32:50 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/01/22/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-28/#comment-2678 Is it me or is 24 becoming more and more like a satire of its former self? I wouldn't be surprised if the next bad guy (3 of 12) was Dr. Evil. I mean, you can't go from Syntox gas killing millions to killing double digits in Baltimore. What's next, Jack is going to discover that the terrorists are planning on releasing a strain of the common cold in all playgrounds in South Dakota? Or perhaps we figure out that they've replaced all of the cholesterol free oil at In N Outs throughout the country with Olestra. Who even gives a shit about Baltimore? I lived there for 4 years and trust me there is nothing there to give a shit about. Chances are the bad guys have consistently raised the per capita income and IQ of this country with every move they've made so far. Now, I know people will say "but wait, they just set off a suitcase nuke in Valencia! Doesn't that up the ante?" The response to this requires a list: 1. Have you ever heard of Valencia? Because if you have, you would know that Jack was crying not in response to the nuke going off but because he had actually never been to Magic Mountain. DAMN YOU TERRORISTS! Anything but Colossus! See what I mean? You're probably thinking to yourself "I didn't know that Magic Johnson lived in Valencia" and "why would Jack care about Magic's mountain and why does he keep referencing his genitals with pet names?" 2. Honestly, Jack needs to find where the 24 writers are holed up and execute them indescriminately as he does his friends in such an efficient manner. Why? Because no one likes stale plot lines! What's next, Jack figures out mid-morning that a "Terminator" has been sent from the future to search and destroy his feeble limp-wristed child self? This show is as stale as a two day old sweaty krispy kreme donut. 3. In past seasons the terrorist antics (and general storyline) have always been what can be described as "over the top" but ultimately believable in some way. This is no longer the case. Case in point 1: next time I am getting transported from jail to a maximum security plane, remind me to sit next to the bathroom. Sure, the guards will think you're crazy since everyone knows when the warden had anyone clean the bowl but who cares if you can enable stealth fetal position? Perhaps the NSA finally realized that "Hey, those are pretty f'ing good terrorist plots, maybe we're giving people ideas - why don't you go ahead and dumb down the show". Case in point 2: what was the deal with the hoopdi that Jack first broke into having the same Nextel setup that they have in the CTU Explorers? This all started last season when Jack's hoody started acting like a Magic the Gathering card - Circle of Protection: Toxic Gases (something my cubemates at work have been looking for, especially on taco day). As an aside whilst I gripe about feasibility, most secret agents put their phones on silent when they're in sneaking around in stealth mode. Not Jack though. Escaping from capture/torture/near death experience? Let's go with Super Loud Mode with Vibrate (in case he wanders into a club and the Prez calls). All in all, the terrorist theme really is getting a bit dated. What's next, we find out Assad is actually working for Nazi Germany and is about to release Enigma machine 1.8 for beta testing? Just my opinion, but I think it would have been much cooler if this season was about Jack kickin' ass eastside, trying to get back from China. Or if we absolutely need to keep with the terrorist plotlines with which these subpar writers seem to be fixated, perhaps this season should've been based in the Sudan or Darfur or something. Regardless, I'm probably not wasting anymore time with this show, especially with Heroes I mean XMen I mean Heroes starting up again. Is it me or is 24 becoming more and more like a satire of its former self? I wouldn’t be surprised if the next bad guy (3 of 12) was Dr. Evil. I mean, you can’t go from Syntox gas killing millions to killing double digits in Baltimore. What’s next, Jack is going to discover that the terrorists are planning on releasing a strain of the common cold in all playgrounds in South Dakota? Or perhaps we figure out that they’ve replaced all of the cholesterol free oil at In N Outs throughout the country with Olestra. Who even gives a shit about Baltimore? I lived there for 4 years and trust me there is nothing there to give a shit about. Chances are the bad guys have consistently raised the per capita income and IQ of this country with every move they’ve made so far. Now, I know people will say “but wait, they just set off a suitcase nuke in Valencia! Doesn’t that up the ante?” The response to this requires a list:

1. Have you ever heard of Valencia? Because if you have, you would know that Jack was crying not in response to the nuke going off but because he had actually never been to Magic Mountain. DAMN YOU TERRORISTS! Anything but Colossus! See what I mean? You’re probably thinking to yourself “I didn’t know that Magic Johnson lived in Valencia” and “why would Jack care about Magic’s mountain and why does he keep referencing his genitals with pet names?”
2. Honestly, Jack needs to find where the 24 writers are holed up and execute them indescriminately as he does his friends in such an efficient manner. Why? Because no one likes stale plot lines! What’s next, Jack figures out mid-morning that a “Terminator” has been sent from the future to search and destroy his feeble limp-wristed child self? This show is as stale as a two day old sweaty krispy kreme donut.
3. In past seasons the terrorist antics (and general storyline) have always been what can be described as “over the top” but ultimately believable in some way. This is no longer the case. Case in point 1: next time I am getting transported from jail to a maximum security plane, remind me to sit next to the bathroom. Sure, the guards will think you’re crazy since everyone knows when the warden had anyone clean the bowl but who cares if you can enable stealth fetal position? Perhaps the NSA finally realized that “Hey, those are pretty f’ing good terrorist plots, maybe we’re giving people ideas - why don’t you go ahead and dumb down the show”. Case in point 2: what was the deal with the hoopdi that Jack first broke into having the same Nextel setup that they have in the CTU Explorers? This all started last season when Jack’s hoody started acting like a Magic the Gathering card - Circle of Protection: Toxic Gases (something my cubemates at work have been looking for, especially on taco day). As an aside whilst I gripe about feasibility, most secret agents put their phones on silent when they’re in sneaking around in stealth mode. Not Jack though. Escaping from capture/torture/near death experience? Let’s go with Super Loud Mode with Vibrate (in case he wanders into a club and the Prez calls).

All in all, the terrorist theme really is getting a bit dated. What’s next, we find out Assad is actually working for Nazi Germany and is about to release Enigma machine 1.8 for beta testing? Just my opinion, but I think it would have been much cooler if this season was about Jack kickin’ ass eastside, trying to get back from China. Or if we absolutely need to keep with the terrorist plotlines with which these subpar writers seem to be fixated, perhaps this season should’ve been based in the Sudan or Darfur or something. Regardless, I’m probably not wasting anymore time with this show, especially with Heroes I mean XMen I mean Heroes starting up again.

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