Comments on: What a Difference a Day Makes: 24 Little Hours (3 of 3) http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/ Funny stories and superheroes Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:57:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: raubhi http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3729 raubhi Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:31:29 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3729 kind of reminds me of the cusion episode of coupling. (the sham thing not 24.) kind of reminds me of the cusion episode of coupling. (the sham thing not 24.)

]]> By: mo http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3727 mo Mon, 26 Feb 2007 18:53:26 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3727 Z and WW sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes shams! Then comes duvets! Then comes Z losing WW amongst the 237 extra pillows on the bed that will inevitably just end up on the floor anyway. Oh and I really enjoyed reading all three at once actually. Z and WW sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes shams!
Then comes duvets!
Then comes Z losing WW amongst the 237 extra pillows on the bed that will inevitably just end up on the floor anyway.

Oh and I really enjoyed reading all three at once actually.

]]> By: og http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3725 og Mon, 26 Feb 2007 18:29:01 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3725 Did you notice in the product descrption that the soap genie can also dispense sunscreen, hand sanitizer, or other "frequently dispenses lotions" frequently dispensed lotions All you need now is a matching tissue genie and you will be prepared to reclaim your testicles through a prolonged and righteous crusade against these pillow shams. Pillow shams only do 2 things: 1. Make your pillows unusable as pillows 2. Announce to houseguests that you're a sissy domesticated bitch You need to fill up that soap genie with some Jergens and prepare for the protracted sex-emabrgo you're sure to face as you fight the good fight against pillow shams. Did you notice in the product descrption that the soap genie can also dispense sunscreen, hand sanitizer, or other “frequently dispenses lotions”

frequently dispensed lotions

All you need now is a matching tissue genie and you will be prepared to reclaim your testicles through a prolonged and righteous crusade against these pillow shams.

Pillow shams only do 2 things:

1. Make your pillows unusable as pillows

2. Announce to houseguests that you’re a sissy domesticated bitch

You need to fill up that soap genie with some Jergens and prepare for the protracted sex-emabrgo you’re sure to face as you fight the good fight against pillow shams.

]]> By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3724 Spideyjunkie Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:41:29 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3724 It was hinted at in Season 1 that he cheated on his wife, they had been separated. Maybe he was throwing it in the sister-in-law as well as Nina. It was hinted at in Season 1 that he cheated on his wife, they had been separated. Maybe he was throwing it in the sister-in-law as well as Nina.

]]> By: tony http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3715 tony Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:19:31 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3715 I don't think Josh can be Jack's son. He appears younger than Kim, which means that if he were Jack's son, Jack would have had to cheat on Terri with his evil brother's wife. Not that it would take much work on Jack's part mind you. He probably knocks women up just by looking at them. I don’t think Josh can be Jack’s son. He appears younger than Kim, which means that if he were Jack’s son, Jack would have had to cheat on Terri with his evil brother’s wife. Not that it would take much work on Jack’s part mind you. He probably knocks women up just by looking at them.

]]> By: schools http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3646 schools Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:59:06 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3646 I thought the bastard actually showed some Jack-like skills. I liked his calm, "I'm going to go get a soda," after hearing his grandfather threatening to kill him over the phone. I also enjoyed his stoicism upon faced with the death of his piece of shit father. I say in two years time, away from that whore of a mother, and maybe after a couple camping trips with Uncle Jack, I wouldn't want to hold him hostage. I'm actually thinking maybe in couple years, when the Palmer sister is the first black woman president, and LA is a post-apacolyptic wasteland that we could have a day thats half Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and half Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid--- Jack and the Bastard Bauer. it's got the mythology....or maybe the bastard becomes the ultimate villian.....just some thoughts nice work catching up Z....Milo got of easier than i thought heading out into the field with Jack I thought the bastard actually showed some Jack-like skills. I liked his calm, “I’m going to go get a soda,” after hearing his grandfather threatening to kill him over the phone. I also enjoyed his stoicism upon faced with the death of his piece of shit father. I say in two years time, away from that whore of a mother, and maybe after a couple camping trips with Uncle Jack, I wouldn’t want to hold him hostage.
I’m actually thinking maybe in couple years, when the Palmer sister is the first black woman president, and LA is a post-apacolyptic wasteland that we could have a day thats half Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and half Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid— Jack and the Bastard Bauer. it’s got the mythology….or maybe the bastard becomes the ultimate villian…..just some thoughts

nice work catching up Z….Milo got of easier than i thought heading out into the field with Jack

]]> By: raubhi http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3645 raubhi Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:45:05 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3645 way to go on catching up. i was actually able to get through all of them while on hold with hp tech support. way to go on catching up. i was actually able to get through all of them while on hold with hp tech support.

]]> By: spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3627 spideyjunkie Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:00:01 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3627 OK, so my computer took a deuce and I totally screwed that up. How about: ...trying to make the place a home, then go thru the motions of apologizing so you can go have make-up sex. Probably would've worked better if I could type. OK, so my computer took a deuce and I totally screwed that up. How about: …trying to make the place a home, then go thru the motions of apologizing so you can go have make-up sex. Probably would’ve worked better if I could type.

]]> By: spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3626 spideyjunkie Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:55:32 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3626 Bravo! Way to work to catch up. Happy now? Go easy on the Bastard, I'm sure even Jack had to start somewhere, and remember, Bastard Boy was pretty much raised by Graham, so he didn't get the benefit of Jack's, uh, guidance. Note to WW: Z was probably only going thru the motions of caring about the pillow shams in order to avoid experiencing the very real fight about how he doesn't care at all that your trying to make the place a home can have make-up sex. The truth is that, to guys, shams are just pillows cases to us, and if we can't have one with Spider-Man on it, then who cares? Or maybe now I'm projecting. Bravo! Way to work to catch up. Happy now? Go easy on the Bastard, I’m sure even Jack had to start somewhere, and remember, Bastard Boy was pretty much raised by Graham, so he didn’t get the benefit of Jack’s, uh, guidance.

Note to WW: Z was probably only going thru the motions of caring about the pillow shams in order to avoid experiencing the very real fight about how he doesn’t care at all that your trying to make the place a home can have make-up sex. The truth is that, to guys, shams are just pillows cases to us, and if we can’t have one with Spider-Man on it, then who cares?

Or maybe now I’m projecting.

]]> By: Wonder Woman http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3622 Wonder Woman Wed, 21 Feb 2007 22:19:46 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/02/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-3-of-3/#comment-3622 I think z secretly loves Bed, Bath & Beyond/Target shopping (you should have seen the way this guy was scoping out the rice cookers). He also loves complaining about these domestic activities so that his guy buddies will pat him on the back and say things like, "I KNOW, man. It's all downhill now." To really irk me, z has to do better than a Soap Genie by, say, getting that xBox 360 he's been thinking about. I wish z would instead find a Best Buy catalog, turn it to a random page and buy a 46" LCD flatscreen TV...but I digress. Anyway, I offered to let z choose the pillow shams' color and you should have SEEN the excitement on his face! (note to interested readers: he wants purple or red <em>[editor's note: cease your lies, woman!  You know I only chose purple in an attempt to discourage you from this ridiculous ass venture.  But if we must go with it, we might as well go with red, the official color of boudoirs everywhere.]</em>)<em> </em>It's all downhill now. heh heh I think z secretly loves Bed, Bath & Beyond/Target shopping (you should have seen the way this guy was scoping out the rice cookers). He also loves complaining about these domestic activities so that his guy buddies will pat him on the back and say things like, “I KNOW, man. It’s all downhill now.”

To really irk me, z has to do better than a Soap Genie by, say, getting that xBox 360 he’s been thinking about. I wish z would instead find a Best Buy catalog, turn it to a random page and buy a 46″ LCD flatscreen TV…but I digress.

Anyway, I offered to let z choose the pillow shams’ color and you should have SEEN the excitement on his face! (note to interested readers: he wants purple or red [editor’s note: cease your lies, woman!  You know I only chose purple in an attempt to discourage you from this ridiculous ass venture.  But if we must go with it, we might as well go with red, the official color of boudoirs everywhere.]) It’s all downhill now. heh heh

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