Comments on: More of Z’s Sweet Nothings http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/ Funny stories and superheroes Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:40:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-6085 z Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:29:31 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-6085 y'know, I don't see that on the itinerary. And Erica, just because something CAN be outfitted for platinum does not mean it will. After all, why would I want to put precious metal on my wine fridge? What if I see a better model out there? Why would I want to be tied down to the same old fridge, day in, day out? Whew; I'm getting sweaty. Digging my own grave is hard work. y’know, I don’t see that on the itinerary. And Erica, just because something CAN be outfitted for platinum does not mean it will. After all, why would I want to put precious metal on my wine fridge? What if I see a better model out there? Why would I want to be tied down to the same old fridge, day in, day out?

Whew; I’m getting sweaty. Digging my own grave is hard work.

]]> By: og http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5917 og Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:51:58 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5917 On Oz they would refer to their prison bitches as Maytags. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maytag sub zeros must be some kind of high-end variation So what's next? Invite the regulars from The Neutral Ground over for a gangbang and then a mariage proposal? On Oz they would refer to their prison bitches as Maytags.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maytag

sub zeros must be some kind of high-end variation

So what’s next? Invite the regulars from The Neutral Ground over for a gangbang and then a mariage proposal?

]]> By: pokey http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5915 pokey Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:45:10 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5915 WW, please ignore this... Erica, one thing we (men) learned early on, is to focus on the easy things and hope the complicated things will be forgotten. WW, please ignore this…
Erica, one thing we (men) learned early on, is to focus on the easy things and hope the complicated things will be forgotten.

]]> By: Erica http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5906 Erica Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:07:31 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5906 While you're smiling and thinking about "can house 147 bottles in two different zones" your real problem is "can be customized to wear platinum". Who's simple now, z? Erica While you’re smiling and thinking about “can house 147 bottles in two different zones” your real problem is “can be customized to wear platinum”.

Who’s simple now, z?

Erica

]]> By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5905 Spideyjunkie Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:42:39 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5905 147? In a row? 147? In a row?

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5904 z Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:25:59 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5904 "can house 147 bottles in two different zones" - well, we'll just see about that. “can house 147 bottles in two different zones” - well, we’ll just see about that.

]]> By: Wonder Woman http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5901 Wonder Woman Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:16:59 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5901 So I’m as predictable as an appliance. Our love did not give you a sixth sense or a bond that binds us over the miles But you’re definitely NOT a Jedi—I’m sure and steady, not stupid. Your real mistake was comparing me to a mere no-name toaster or free-standing washer-dryer— Baby, I’m more like a Sub Zero wine storage unit, which stays a constant temperature, sure. But this high-end appliance can house 147 bottles in two different zones, is full of additional special features, is high quality, looks great in any home, and can be customized to wear platinum. So I’m as predictable as an appliance.
Our love did not give you a sixth sense or a bond that binds us over the miles
But you’re definitely NOT a Jedi—I’m sure and steady, not stupid.
Your real mistake was comparing me to a mere no-name toaster or free-standing washer-dryer—
Baby, I’m more like a Sub Zero wine storage unit,
which stays a constant temperature, sure.
But this high-end appliance can house 147 bottles in two different zones,
is full of additional special features,
is high quality,
looks great in any home,
and can be customized to wear platinum.

]]> By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5897 Spideyjunkie Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:36:12 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5897 Sometimes the filter that keeps my mouth from saying everything my brain comes up with doesn't work, either. The other night my wife and I were watching something that prompted her to ask if I'm more of a leg man or a breast man or an ass man, blah blah blah. I tried to weasel my way out of it by telling her she was my type, but after about 10 more minutes of hounding, I gave up and said, " I prefer mutes." Haven't had sex since. Sometimes the filter that keeps my mouth from saying everything my brain comes up with doesn’t work, either. The other night my wife and I were watching something that prompted her to ask if I’m more of a leg man or a breast man or an ass man, blah blah blah. I tried to weasel my way out of it by telling her she was my type, but after about 10 more minutes of hounding, I gave up and said, ” I prefer mutes.” Haven’t had sex since.

]]> By: Big Brother http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5893 Big Brother Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:57:06 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/04/03/more-of-zs-sweet-nothings/#comment-5893 That is a totally awesome poem. If she doesn't rip off her clothes after reading that, well then she just doesn't see the brilliance in the appliance. Rock, Scissors, Rock Big Brother That is a totally awesome poem. If she doesn’t rip off her clothes after reading that, well then she just doesn’t see the brilliance in the appliance.

Rock, Scissors, Rock
Big Brother

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