Comments on: My Fantasies Are All Named “Wonder Woman” http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/ Funny stories and superheroes Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:13:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: OG http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8801 OG Tue, 11 Sep 2007 23:37:18 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8801 a pubic toupee is called a merkin, not a bad team name a pubic toupee is called a merkin, not a bad team name

]]> By: mo http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8799 mo Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:35:06 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8799 Well played, Z. Well played. Well played, Z. Well played.

]]> By: Roscoe P. Coltrane http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8798 Roscoe P. Coltrane Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:24:15 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8798 Awesome Awesome

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8797 z Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:30:41 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8797 And that's on a good day! Look, I may not be a Long Snapper and I definitely tend to Hitch and Go, but my Stiff Arm has a bit of a Dogleg in it and when I'm the Man in Motion it turns her into quite the Hot Receiver from the Slot. And right before I Bump and Run, I might reach down, find the Hole Number in her Astroturf, and run the Hook and Ladder on her with no Unnecessary Roughness. It's practically guaranteed to have her saying a Hail Mary. That's usually when I Blitz all over the place and Blackout. But before all that I give her a Two-Minute Warning. And that’s on a good day!

Look, I may not be a Long Snapper and I definitely tend to Hitch and Go, but my Stiff Arm has a bit of a Dogleg in it and when I’m the Man in Motion it turns her into quite the Hot Receiver from the Slot. And right before I Bump and Run, I might reach down, find the Hole Number in her Astroturf, and run the Hook and Ladder on her with no Unnecessary Roughness. It’s practically guaranteed to have her saying a Hail Mary. That’s usually when I Blitz all over the place and Blackout.

But before all that I give her a Two-Minute Warning.

]]> By: Roscoe P. Coltrane http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8796 Roscoe P. Coltrane Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:09:04 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8796 How about something a little more personal? I came up with this name based on some feedback from Wonder Woman on your technique in the boudoir (we got her drunk). 2-minute Drilling How about something a little more personal? I came up with this name based on some feedback from Wonder Woman on your technique in the boudoir (we got her drunk).

2-minute Drilling

]]> By: Wonder Woman http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8792 Wonder Woman Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:00:21 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8792 I’m not going to come up with an actual team name because, let’s be honest, I could get the chili recipe from our home and I don’t WANT my law books either (but they look so sophisticated on our shelves…). I did, however, compile a great list of REAL football terms that could be used to make some awesome team names that fit z’s specifications (funny, football-related and vaguely offensive, yet encouraging at the same time). These are real football terms. If you don’t believe me, go to http://football.about.com/od/football101/l/bl_glossary.htm and you can see the definitions. Astroturf Ball Carrier Blackout Blitz Bomb Bootleg Bump and Run Buttonhook Chain Gang Cheap Shot Chop Block Coffin Corner Crackback Block Dead Ball Double Team Flanker Hail Mary Hash Marks Hitch and Go Hole Number Hook and Ladder Hot Dog Hot Receiver Huddle Long Snapper Loose Ball Man in Motion Man-to-Man Coverage Mousetrap Offending Team Play-Action Pass Point Spread Pooch Kick Pump Fake Red Dog Roughing the Kicker Safety Valve Slot Stiff Arm Unnecessary Roughness Xs & Os I’m not going to come up with an actual team name because, let’s be honest, I could get the chili recipe from our home and I don’t WANT my law books either (but they look so sophisticated on our shelves…). I did, however, compile a great list of REAL football terms that could be used to make some awesome team names that fit z’s specifications (funny, football-related and vaguely offensive, yet encouraging at the same time). These are real football terms. If you don’t believe me, go to http://football.about.com/od/football101/l/bl_glossary.htm and you can see the definitions.

Astroturf
Ball Carrier
Blackout
Blitz
Bomb
Bootleg
Bump and Run
Buttonhook
Chain Gang
Cheap Shot
Chop Block
Coffin Corner
Crackback Block
Dead Ball
Double Team
Flanker
Hail Mary
Hash Marks
Hitch and Go
Hole Number
Hook and Ladder
Hot Dog
Hot Receiver
Huddle
Long Snapper
Loose Ball
Man in Motion
Man-to-Man Coverage
Mousetrap
Offending Team
Play-Action Pass
Point Spread
Pooch Kick
Pump Fake
Red Dog
Roughing the Kicker
Safety Valve
Slot
Stiff Arm
Unnecessary Roughness
Xs & Os

]]> By: mo' touchdowns http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8790 mo' touchdowns Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:11:15 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8790 I vote for erogenous zone celebrations. keeps in theme with the names of the past two teams, while still referencing football. I keep on trying to figure out a new name, but i just can't let go of mo' touchdowns. We'll see if that name treats me any better this year......doubtful though. I vote for erogenous zone celebrations. keeps in theme with the names of the past two teams, while still referencing football. I keep on trying to figure out a new name, but i just can’t let go of mo’ touchdowns. We’ll see if that name treats me any better this year……doubtful though.

]]> By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8787 Spideyjunkie Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:51:23 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/09/10/my-fantasies-are-all-named-wonder-woman/#comment-8787 As a Bengal fan (I live in Cincy), I hate giving love to any Steeler, but in homage to Chris Fuamato-Ma'afala, how about "The Bad Ma'afala's?" I realize it not too brazen, but my league wouldn't let me use it, so I wish someone would. And with a last name like that, who names their kid Chris? As a Bengal fan (I live in Cincy), I hate giving love to any Steeler, but in homage to Chris Fuamato-Ma’afala, how about “The Bad Ma’afala’s?” I realize it not too brazen, but my league wouldn’t let me use it, so I wish someone would.
And with a last name like that, who names their kid Chris?

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