Underpants On The Outside

The three of you who tried to go on the Underpants today may have been surprised at the “Account Suspended” Page.  What??? The Underpants has bad credit???  (I bet Wonder Woman had a particularly intense moment of panic wondering if next month’s rent check was going to clear.  Your guess is as good as mine.) 

Well, to paraphrase Chris Rock, I take care of my kids.  What I don’t do is read my emails.  If I had, I might have found out earlier that my host company erroneously filled out the invoice and billed me back in nineteen SIXTY NINE.  Fittingly, I wasn’t able to pay, seeing as how I was ten years from being a zygote.

It’s all cleared up now, and my host company has been made aware that it is not 1969.  Let no man say that the Underpants is not a well-oiled machine.