Underpants On The Outside

Not that you’re watching it, but one of the actresses on “Journeyman” is named Moon Bloodgood, and I’m fascinated by her.  First of all, she’s hot - I recommend looking her up, but budget some time for it.   But as hot as she is (very), that’s not why I feel compelled to write about her.  Also, my Spidey-Sense tells me it wouldn’t be so smart to write about random hot women while I’m sleeping with my landlord. 

There’s something incredible about that name.  It’s a turbo boost of sexy appealing to the dorky side of me.  It takes an already hot woman and makes her sound like some kind of sex-Jedi.  To my inner nerd, she’s like an action figure…with a vagina.

At the same time, I imagine a teenage girl somewhere with pasty skin and Magic Marker pentagrams in her notebooks.  She too is known as MoonBloodGood (on AOL Instant Messenger).  She thought she was being so original; so unique, but soon people will think she’s a poser.  Now she’s gotta find a new Wicca name, just when she’d finally convinced her parents to stop calling her Katherine.  Poor, poor Kath- um, Moon.