Comments on: You have to get up pretty early to pull a fast one on Z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/ Funny stories and superheroes Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:34:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-11021 z Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:44:35 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-11021 Tooth explained it to me. It's an inside reference - a family thing. A long story, even for a guy who just wrote four pages about Lost. Tooth explained it to me. It’s an inside reference - a family thing. A long story, even for a guy who just wrote four pages about Lost.

]]> By: Pal0z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-10950 Pal0z Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:45:23 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-10950 Hi, I don't know if you know this but if you google "BTMYWTB"; your site is the ONLY result. Btw Tooth, what DOES "BTMYWTB" stand for?? Hi, I don’t know if you know this but if you google “BTMYWTB”; your site is the ONLY result.

Btw Tooth, what DOES “BTMYWTB” stand for??

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9843 z Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:45:28 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9843 We might as well be discussing the personality traits of the basilisk. THEY DON'T EXIST!!! Spidey: of all the stupid shit I say, 98% of it happens when I'm sober. A breathalyzer would only interfere with my superb comic timing. It's spectacular. Tooth: You've clearly been hanging out with your middle school students too long and forgotten that most people can't communicate entirely by acronym. WTF, D?!? We might as well be discussing the personality traits of the basilisk. THEY DON’T EXIST!!!

Spidey: of all the stupid shit I say, 98% of it happens when I’m sober. A breathalyzer would only interfere with my superb comic timing. It’s spectacular.

Tooth: You’ve clearly been hanging out with your middle school students too long and forgotten that most people can’t communicate entirely by acronym. WTF, D?!?

]]> By: BOOM-TO-THE-WOMB http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9842 BOOM-TO-THE-WOMB Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:17:18 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9842 My observation is that any hot girl in engineering is completely off-her-rocker nuts and even more poorly socially adjusted than the rest of us. This is probably an unfortunate side effect of being hot and inclined toward engineering. I used to know a hot engineer girl who slept with a handgun under her pillow. My observation is that any hot girl in engineering is completely off-her-rocker nuts and even more poorly socially adjusted than the rest of us. This is probably an unfortunate side effect of being hot and inclined toward engineering.
I used to know a hot engineer girl who slept with a handgun under her pillow.

]]> By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9841 Spideyjunkie Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:27:43 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9841 Sometimes when you get a DUI, you get a little breathalyzer installed in your car. You have to blow into it to make sure you're under the legal limit before the car will start. Maybe you need one of those for your mouth..... Sometimes when you get a DUI, you get a little breathalyzer installed in your car. You have to blow into it to make sure you’re under the legal limit before the car will start. Maybe you need one of those for your mouth…..

]]> By: Tooth Fairy http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9814 Tooth Fairy Sat, 08 Dec 2007 23:20:55 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9814 I have so much to say about this post but I've sworn off giving you my peals of wisdom until you call your dad. BTMYWTB I have so much to say about this post but I’ve sworn off giving you my peals of wisdom until you call your dad.

BTMYWTB

]]> By: Robbb http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9813 Robbb Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:32:46 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2007/12/08/you-have-to-get-up-pretty-early-to-pull-a-fast-one-on-z/#comment-9813 I met a quite hot may-may at my friend Brigid's birthday party earlier this year. She was drunk and bubbly and a total motor mouth... the kind of behavior that screams "communications major." Nope. Rocket scientist for Hughes. No joke. They are out there, you know. To prove it, she followed up with a sobering admonition against flying on Airbus planes, explaining that if their electrical systems fail, you're totally fucked because there's no override like there are on Boeings. I was fucking terrified and had to order two more shots just to calm down again. Why did Quite Hot stare back blankly at you? My guess is that you *remember* saying "let's wire some shit up and build some robots," but that you *actually* said "molkeuvo soiucguiyhb auhqywe t a;lkjv kj kjlketr bbbbbbbbbbbbbhhh..." while staring at her tits. I have seen you after four beers. I met a quite hot may-may at my friend Brigid’s birthday party earlier this year. She was drunk and bubbly and a total motor mouth… the kind of behavior that screams “communications major.” Nope. Rocket scientist for Hughes. No joke. They are out there, you know.

To prove it, she followed up with a sobering admonition against flying on Airbus planes, explaining that if their electrical systems fail, you’re totally fucked because there’s no override like there are on Boeings. I was fucking terrified and had to order two more shots just to calm down again.

Why did Quite Hot stare back blankly at you? My guess is that you *remember* saying “let’s wire some shit up and build some robots,” but that you *actually* said “molkeuvo soiucguiyhb auhqywe t a;lkjv kj kjlketr bbbbbbbbbbbbbhhh…” while staring at her tits.

I have seen you after four beers.

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