Comments on: This Will Be A Day Long Remembered: Updates on Z and Wonder Woman’s Wedding http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/ Funny stories and superheroes Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:49:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Wormgs http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11279 Wormgs Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:01:21 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11279 Things would have probably gone a lot faster for you if you just said "looks great darling, put that down and lets move on to the next wonderful and exciting thing on that massive list you have." If you are anything like my husband - he still doesn't give a rats ass about our plates and silverware - he makes me buy plastic forks and paper plates (sorry environment) and only uses the good stuff (rather, the normal every day stuff) when I forcefully dish up dinner for him. Things would have probably gone a lot faster for you if you just said “looks great darling, put that down and lets move on to the next wonderful and exciting thing on that massive list you have.” If you are anything like my husband - he still doesn’t give a rats ass about our plates and silverware - he makes me buy plastic forks and paper plates (sorry environment) and only uses the good stuff (rather, the normal every day stuff) when I forcefully dish up dinner for him.

]]> By: Super Girl http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11244 Super Girl Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:28:41 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11244 Isn't the best part of registering the cool laser gun thing? You get to shoot everything you want. It's all about playing laser tag or charlie's angels in the store. Especially crate and barrell - lots of great furniture for duck and cover protection. If WW won't play, invite me and we can pretend we're in ALIAS (You only get to be Sydney b/c you're the one getting married) while she picks out more impossible to use kitchen utensils that probably look really awesome on the table. Isn’t the best part of registering the cool laser gun thing? You get to shoot everything you want. It’s all about playing laser tag or charlie’s angels in the store. Especially crate and barrell - lots of great furniture for duck and cover protection. If WW won’t play, invite me and we can pretend we’re in ALIAS (You only get to be Sydney b/c you’re the one getting married) while she picks out more impossible to use kitchen utensils that probably look really awesome on the table.

]]> By: Wonder Woman http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11238 Wonder Woman Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:17:43 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11238 Tooth Fairy, your check is in the mail! Tooth Fairy, your check is in the mail!

]]> By: z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11234 z Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:05:27 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11234 nice! Thanks for the plug, Spidey. Every little bit counts. Though I'm sorry, I'm going to have to disagree with you and Toothie about the registry. Until I celebrate Bar Mitzvah 2: The Revenge, there will never be another time where everyone I know wants to spend money on me. To walk into that situation and come out with an ottoman would be a travesty. In fact, I think I feel a blog post coming on for next week - Z's registry... nice! Thanks for the plug, Spidey. Every little bit counts. Though I’m sorry, I’m going to have to disagree with you and Toothie about the registry. Until I celebrate Bar Mitzvah 2: The Revenge, there will never be another time where everyone I know wants to spend money on me. To walk into that situation and come out with an ottoman would be a travesty. In fact, I think I feel a blog post coming on for next week - Z’s registry…

]]> By: Spideyjunkie http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11233 Spideyjunkie Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:13:41 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11233 3 of my coworkers came over to see what I was laughing about. I plugged the site as best I could (I'll expect my commission by the 15th), but I doubt any of them will read it. Any time you can work in a Dirty Rotten Scoundrels quote, you get bonus points. Just stop laboring under the delusion that you're going to have any say in the matter of what goes on the registry. My wife and I had a budget of like $15,000 for our wedding, and she still registered for a $30,000 BMW with the rationale, "you never know, it doesn't hurt to try." Denis Leary has a good line about this, he said "I've been to Wayne Gretzky's house, he's got 5 MVP trophies. You know where they are? In the garage!" 3 of my coworkers came over to see what I was laughing about. I plugged the site as best I could (I’ll expect my commission by the 15th), but I doubt any of them will read it.
Any time you can work in a Dirty Rotten Scoundrels quote, you get bonus points.
Just stop laboring under the delusion that you’re going to have any say in the matter of what goes on the registry. My wife and I had a budget of like $15,000 for our wedding, and she still registered for a $30,000 BMW with the rationale, “you never know, it doesn’t hurt to try.”
Denis Leary has a good line about this, he said “I’ve been to Wayne Gretzky’s house, he’s got 5 MVP trophies. You know where they are? In the garage!”

]]> By: Related to Z http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11231 Related to Z Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:54:35 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11231 The forks sound great! I could not stop laughing either. Tooth Fairy is right. The forks sound great!
I could not stop laughing either.
Tooth Fairy is right.

]]> By: Tooth Fairy http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11230 Tooth Fairy Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:06:24 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11230 Let's take a look at your registering experience with a view to helping you cut down on the number of steps, while making it a more enjoyable experience. Here's one suggestion: Step one: Wonder Woman informs you that you need a new [fill in the blank] Step two: You pretend to be considering the pros and cons. Step three: You agree. Step four: Wonder Woman chooses selects which [fill in the blank] it will be. Step five: You pretend to be considering alternatives. Step six: You agree. Step seven: You go home and have sex Rinse and repeat. Let’s take a look at your registering experience with a view to helping you cut down on the number of steps, while making it a more enjoyable experience.

Here’s one suggestion:

Step one: Wonder Woman informs you that you need a new [fill in the blank]
Step two: You pretend to be considering the pros and cons.
Step three: You agree.
Step four: Wonder Woman chooses selects which [fill in the blank] it will be.
Step five: You pretend to be considering alternatives.
Step six: You agree.

Step seven: You go home and have sex

Rinse and repeat.

]]> By: Wonder Woman http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11229 Wonder Woman Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:44:58 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11229 See, z? I TOLD YOU we should have registered for the martini glasses. See, z? I TOLD YOU we should have registered for the martini glasses.

]]> By: Thunder Lizard http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11228 Thunder Lizard Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:26:29 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11228 Honestly Z, I am totally disappointed in you. I give out a lot of advice, some of it is okay, but most of it definitely should go in the "in one ear and out the other" category. However, the "you better make sure to have two martinis before you go register for shit" is THE BEST ADVICE I'VE GOT. It would have made your day much easier and your post much funnier. The price for not taking my best advice -- I am going to register you guys at Good Vibrations and send the registry to the WW side of the family. Anal bead necklace will be the first item on the list... Honestly Z, I am totally disappointed in you. I give out a lot of advice, some of it is okay, but most of it definitely should go in the “in one ear and out the other” category. However, the “you better make sure to have two martinis before you go register for shit” is THE BEST ADVICE I’VE GOT. It would have made your day much easier and your post much funnier. The price for not taking my best advice — I am going to register you guys at Good Vibrations and send the registry to the WW side of the family. Anal bead necklace will be the first item on the list…

]]> By: Wonder Woman http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11227 Wonder Woman Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:56:21 +0000 http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2008/04/02/this-will-be-a-day-long-remembered-updates-on-z-and-wonder-woman%e2%80%99s-wedding/#comment-11227 Dammit, z! I decided to read this post at work and started laughing uncontrollably ("the dinner fork looks like a chopstick with a bad case of split ends" is awesome). Now my boss thinks I'm INSANE. Dammit, z! I decided to read this post at work and started laughing uncontrollably (”the dinner fork looks like a chopstick with a bad case of split ends” is awesome). Now my boss thinks I’m INSANE.

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