Underpants On The Outside

As some of you know, I work in the immensely gratifying profession of online ad sales. (I like to say that I ruin the Internet for everyone else.)  Sometimes this allows me to flex my creative muscles in fun and unusual ways, such as earlier today, when we were putting together a proposal for a brand of feminine hygene products.  You know, one that deals with a woman’s, um… “special time.”  We’re going to propose that they setup a profile on one of these newfangled social networks that we represent, but my co-workers and I were having difficulty figuring out how to thematically execute the profile.  This may or may not be because we have penises.   In any case, we were struggling, specifically with what to call the message board, when I was struck with what I like to call, “fucking genius.”  I looked up at my co-workers, and said…

“What about ‘The Commiseration Hole’?”  Then I laughed at my own joke.

Thank you, thank you. Enjoy the rest of your day.