Underpants On The Outside

Today, Life handed me the following pop quiz:

You’re standing there with your dick in your hands, and you’ve just said the words “I guess this is our special place.”

A) Where are you?

B) Who are you talking to?

C) What are you responding to?

After the test, I looked at the answer sheet.  The acceptable answers were:

A)    Your bedroom.

B)     A girl or guy (your choice).

C)    Having just lost your/taken their virginity.

Or

A)    Anywhere with snow.  Or a desert island.

B)     No one.  Just you and your penis.

C)    Having just signed your name with urine.

My answer?

A)    A men’s room.

B)     A co-worker.

C)    The statement: “we sure seem to meet in here a lot.”

I’m hoping for partial credit.

[Ed note: Special thanks go out to my zipper, which showed incredible comedic timing in choosing JUST THAT MOMENT to get stuck. Thanks, outlet mall pants!]