I’m currently sitting in hour 6 of a sales conference that can only be described as “riveting”.  Well, that would be the only way to describe it, on the condition that you knew no other words.

The speaker just asked “Who can tell me a use for cream cheese?”  About ten seconds too late, I turned to the guy next to me and whispered…

“That’s between me and my fuck-bagel.”

Thank you – I’ll be here all week! (Literally.  Yay sales conferences.)

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