Occasionally I get published elsewhere on the internet, and this is my chance to pat myself on the back.
McSweeney’s (YES!):
Signs Above my Halloween Candy: 1996-2006
Cracked:
A Preview of the Fall TV Lineup
Jack Bauer Beta-Tests His New Cell Phone
Movie Quotes that Must be Stopped
The Seven Most Terrifying Celebrity Transformations
College Humor:
Yankee Pot Roast: