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	<title>Underpants On The Outside</title>
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	<description>Funny stories and superheroes</description>
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		<title>The Perils of Unprotected Sex: Hypersenses</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of you probably know this by now, but Wonder Woman is pregnant.  When we tell people, the reactions we get are fascinating. Wonder  Woman&#8217;s friends think is this is the most specialest, wonderfulest thing  of all time. They cry and hug and generally use lots of exclamation  points. My friends, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/05/25/the-perils-of-unprotected-sex/</link>
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		<title>Nnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrds!!!!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple mornings ago I was drinking my coffee and trolling the interwebs for funny things, and I came across this wonderful little article: The 10 Best Mathematicians. Now, I know a bunch of you reading this are big ol&#8217; geeks, so I recommend you get yourself over to this site and enjoy. Even for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/04/20/nnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrds/</link>
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		<title>NOTHING CAN STOP THE JUGGERNAUT!!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the following things is true:
A) I make big, bold decisions. I don&#8217;t waste a lot of time, sitting around and &#8220;thinking&#8221;.
B)  My decisions always turn out well.
C) I am a world class athlete.
Well, truth and fiction recently collided when I made a bold-yet-doomed decision to run a marathon.  Presumably I was either drunk [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/04/04/nothing-can-stop-the-juggernaut/</link>
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		<title>Paging Dr. Z</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A very dear friend of mine is now nine months AND ONE WEEK pregnant.  She&#8217;s gone on Facebook, asking people for suggestions for what she can do to pass the time while she waits on the kid.
Personally, I think she&#8217;s looking at this problem all wrong.  Why so passive? She&#8217;s the kids mother, for crying [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/03/01/paging-dr-z/</link>
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		<title>6 Hours of Meeting; One Nugget of Gold</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m currently sitting in hour 6 of a sales conference that can only be described as &#8220;riveting&#8221;.  Well, that would be the only way to describe it, on the condition that you knew no other words.
The speaker just asked &#8220;Who can tell me a use for cream cheese?&#8221;  About ten seconds too late, I turned [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/02/01/6-hours-of-meeting-one-nugget-of-gold/</link>
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		<title>To the Girl in Seat 7E</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi there,
I owe you an apology.  We haven’t known each other long – about three hours now.  In three more hours or so we’ll be touching down in San Francisco.  Are you from San Fran?  I’m guessing you are &#8211; you don’t seem to be wearing very much makeup.
Sorry, I’m rambling.  This is just a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/01/31/to-the-girl-in-seat-7e/</link>
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		<title>What a Difference a Day Makes: 24 Little Hours</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m a big fan of 24, though most of the time I’m just impressed by  how much Jack Bauer manages to squeeze into a day. To illustrate, I  compare each hour of Jack’s day to the corresponding hour in my own day.  Enjoy.
Jack&#8217;s Day, 8-9pm:
Last night, I had an awesome  &#8220;throwback&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/01/27/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-51/</link>
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		<title>But Baby, I&#8217;ve Changed!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, here’s my question:
Say I were to show up at an ex-girlfriend’s house.  I interrupt whatever she’s doing, but it’s important, I say – I have a message for her that she really needs to hear.
I admit that our breakup was tough on me.  A lot of the things she said hurt me at the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/01/21/but-baby-ive-changed/</link>
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		<title>What a Difference a Day Makes: 24 Little Hours</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m a big fan of 24, though most of the time I&#8217;m just impressed by how much Jack Bauer manages to squeeze into a day. To illustrate, I compare each hour of Jack’s day to the corresponding hour in my own day. Enjoy.


 Jack&#8217;s Day, 6-7 PM: 
When we last left Jack, he was chasing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/01/21/what-a-difference-a-day-makes-24-little-hours-50/</link>
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		<title>UOTO Presents: Conversation 101</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today, Life handed me the following pop quiz:
You’re standing there with your dick in your hands, and you’ve just said the words “I guess this is our special place.” 
A) Where are you?
B) Who are you talking to?
C) What are you responding to?
After the test, I looked at the answer sheet.  The acceptable answers were:
A)    [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://underpantsontheoutside.com/blog/2010/01/19/uoto-presents-conversation-101/</link>
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